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Dr. Seuss, Tech Writer
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report...
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's going to crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM...
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your mom. 
 xox
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| September 11, 2008, 23:42 |
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| September 13, 2008, 18:28 |
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Re: Dr. Seuss, Tech Writer
Bubbles the thing to reading this... you have to think you're reading like you did 'Green eggs and Ham', in a phonetic way, it comes out sounding so funny!
xox
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| September 13, 2008, 18:31 |
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Re: Dr. Seuss, Tech Writer
It did make me laugh tica
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| September 13, 2008, 18:36 |
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Re: Re: Dr. Seuss, Tech Writer
QUOTE (hotbubblegum @ September 13, 2008, 18:36)It did make me laugh tica
Knew it would, it did me!
xox
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| September 13, 2008, 18:37 |
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Re: Dr. Seuss, Tech Writer
need an applause icon 
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| September 13, 2008, 21:55 |
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i was laughing so hard at this , i nearly fell out of my chair ! well done sweetie !!!
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