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Watch your step......!
http://www.dumblaws.com
Find the dumb laws in your state, post a few of your favorites...
In Missouri...
University City-Four women may not rent an apartment together.
Purdy-Dancing is strictly prohibited.
(Loose !!.. Footloose!!)
Natchez-It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
Kansas City- Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
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| February 4, 2005, 05:57 |
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No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
In Spearfish - If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
talk about wild west?!
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| February 4, 2005, 07:17 |
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wow, is that a gun in your pocket or....????
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| February 4, 2005, 07:42 |
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Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
It is illegal to cuss about another
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| February 4, 2005, 15:12 |
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It is illegal to get a fish drunk
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July. (Time to get naughty)
Akron:No person shall solicit sex from another of the same gender if it offends the second person.
(only go to Akron on Sunday's or the 4th of July)
Cincinnati:Anal intercourse is banned.(move to Cinci. Sorry guys)
Cleveland: Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.(Wear skirt and patent leather shoes while visiting Deye)
Toledo: Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.(Well crap! So much for my weekend plans)
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| February 4, 2005, 17:37 |
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But I love to throw snakes while reflecting my panties in my house in which 7 females live (including the cat)and seducing my female fish (that makes 8) with alcohol. Damn it. 
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| February 4, 2005, 18:37 |
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...and just one more bump for silly laws!
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| May 28, 2006, 09:09 |
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nykitten
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Pawling, New York, US
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Some New York laws
A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match.
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk.
Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks
A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk.
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
People may not slurp their soup.
Pinball machines are not to be played on Sunday.
Raw hamburger may not be sold.
It is illegal for men to go topless in the center of town.
It is illegal to eat in the street in residential neighborhoods,
and the only beverage you can drink on the beach is water in a clear plastic bottle
It is illegal to disrobe in a wagon
If one wishes to bathe in the city limits, they must be clothed in a "suitable bathing suit".
It is illegal for a father to call his son a "faggot" or "queer" in an effort to curb "girlie behavior.
You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
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| May 28, 2006, 10:01 |
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nykitten
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Pawling, New York, US
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New Jersey
Drivers must warn those who they pass on highways before they do so.
Spray paint may not be sold without a posted sign warning juveliles of the penalty for creating graffiti
Handcuffs may not be sold to minors
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder
One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
All motorists must honk before passing another car, bicyclist, skater, and even a skateboarder.
You cannot pump your own gas.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.
In an attempt to "foster kindness" in the citizens of New Jersey, the month of May is designated "Kindness Awareness Month
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
The third Thursday of October is designated as "New Jersey Credit Union Day" and citizens of the state should observe the day with "appropriate activities and programs".
Car dealerships are forbidden from opening on Sunday
Automobiles are not to pass horse drawn carriages on the street.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon
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| May 28, 2006, 10:07 |
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oh kitten...are you sure you can't take off your clothes in a wagon?? Not even for a hayride???
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| May 28, 2006, 11:17 |
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In Toledo Ohio.
1)anyone caught being sober, shall be shot on site, if the police can figure out which of the three of you to shoot.
2)If you have sex without posting an ad in the paper making the public aware of the date, time and location.. you will be shot... If the police can figure out which of the six of you to shoot...
3)If you are a lifelong Toledo resident , and move to Texas, you will be asked to describe all sexual encounters you expierience while gone... !!!! 
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| May 28, 2006, 15:12 |
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columbus17
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Memphis, Tennessee, US
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In Mississippi, S & M is against the law. Specifically, "The depiction or description of flagellation or torture by or upon a person who is nude or in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification."
Also, it is against the law to be barefoot around strangers.
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| May 31, 2006, 00:38 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (rchamberlain @ May 28, 2006, 15:12)In Toledo Ohio.
1)anyone caught being sober, shall be shot on site, if the police can figure out which of the three of you to shoot.
2)If you have sex without posting an ad in the paper making the public aware of the date, time and location.. you will be shot... If the police can figure out which of the six of you to shoot...
3)If you are a lifelong Toledo resident , and move to Texas, you will be asked to describe all sexual encounters you expierience while gone... !!!!
OK RC. We're waiting for all the details, if you can remember them.  have a couple for me too. 
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| May 31, 2006, 11:41 |
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I thought this was a thread about "land mines" in the backyard when I read the subject  
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| May 31, 2006, 14:04 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (MoonHowler @ May 31, 2006, 14:04)
I suppose we could start something like that. The only land mines that I have to worry about, are those left by the neighbor's dog  .
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| May 31, 2006, 14:21 |
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My God,
how can we live at all!!
4 women can't rent an apt together...damn prudes.
and no disrobing in a wagon...how do they expect us to "make hay"!!
..and not being able to drink with an elephant...guess i have to change shrinks now...
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AgingMale452
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Center, Missouri, US
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Gee Chazzy, hadn't noticed you were from Missouri. I'm not very far from Purdy. This isn't a law, but Baptists here think that they shouldn't have sex standing up because it looks like they're dancing.
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