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Johnny's four syllable word
The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi*syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable.
"Jane, Do you know any multi*syllable words?"
"After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday."
"Great Jane. That has two syllables, Mon......day"
"Does anyone know another word."
"I do! I do!" replied Johnny.
Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead.
"OK Mike, what is your word."
"Saturday." says Mike.
"Great, that has three syllables... "
Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says, "I know a four syllable word. Pick me! Pick me!"
Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?"
Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur.. .ba...tion. "
Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny. Four syllables! That's certainly is a mouthful."
"No Ma'am, you're thinking of 'blowjob', but that's only two syllables!"
 ... xox
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| September 1, 2008, 20:38 |
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slowpoke2
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aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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| September 1, 2008, 23:39 |
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dave2big
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somewhere, Nebraska, US
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| September 2, 2008, 12:26 |
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