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Q and A about men !!
a little something from the internet....
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
A. Shoot him again.
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Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung?
A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
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Q. Why do little boys whine?
A. Because they're practicing to be men.
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Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him or Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
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Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
A. Trustworthy.
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Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. Because not one will stop and ask directions.
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Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
A. To stop the snoring before it starts.
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Q. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
A. Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
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Q. What is the difference between men and women...
A. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
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Q. How does a man keep his youth?
A. By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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Q. How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A. Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"
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| February 1, 2005, 09:16 |
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sunbuff10
70 / male
Tidewater area, Virginia, US
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Re: Q and A about men !!
You are sooooooooo bad!! 
Was funny though 
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| February 1, 2005, 16:42 |
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Re: Q and A about men !!
Geez sunbuff, 'bout time you come around here! Are you an innie or outie, by the way??
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| February 1, 2005, 17:03 |
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Re: Q and A about men !!
he's an outtie for my innie!
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| February 1, 2005, 17:16 |
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cjxfactor
61 / male
San Bernardino, California, US
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Re: Q and A about men !!
Ooooh!! I see where she's going!! By the way, KB, Did you know our last name starts with the same first 4 letters??? What a Sweet Lady!!! 
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| February 1, 2005, 21:35 |
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