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Laws of the Universe, Part One...
Laws of the Universe, Part One...
1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.
5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
6. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time).
7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
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| August 22, 2008, 00:33 |
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Re: Laws of the Universe, Part One...
 ... xox
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| August 22, 2008, 01:12 |
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slowpoke2
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aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Laws of the Universe, Part One...
ain't that the truth
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| August 22, 2008, 04:53 |
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