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dave2big
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somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Ole and Lena (a swedish joke)
Ole was hurrying around in search of a clean shirt for work.when he failed to find one,he yelled at Lena,"where da hell is my clean shirt?did you forget to take it out of da dryer?" Lena says "no, da damn dryer aint workin,why dont you fix it Ole?" he responds with,"who da hell do i look like,Mr Maytag?"later as he is eating a quick breakfast,he noticed he could hardly see his food."Lena,he yelled,what da hells da matter wit the lights?" she responds"dey aint workin,why da hell dont you fix em Ole?"as he walked out the door his parting shot was "who da hell do i look like,Thomas Edison?" after work Ole walks into a brightly lit kitchen and he can hear the dryer running. "Lena,he asks who da hell fixed da lights and da dryer?" "well she says,dere was a handy man here, and you wasnt gonna fix anyting,so i had him do it." "how da hell did you pay dis guy,Ole asked, Lena says" well he wanted either sex or cake,and.................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ who da hell do i look like,BETTY CROCKER?"
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| August 19, 2008, 14:13 |
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| August 19, 2008, 16:15 |
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Re: Ole and Lena (a swedish joke)
 ... xox
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| August 19, 2008, 23:14 |
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