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Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Look people, I know I got down this week, and didn't post cheery stuff, but the rest of you got damn quiet too! Now you better start talking, or I will have to start posting about GAY ORAL SEX again! On with the chatter!
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| January 28, 2005, 22:03 |
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jess8in2003
66 / male
Gwinette/Walton Co., Georgia, US
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Mmmm... like that pic and post better.
Glad your anger is dissapating.
Sorry for your hurt.
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| January 28, 2005, 22:18 |
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berry69
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boston, Massachusetts, US
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Sorry to here things weren't going your way recently. Hope February brings about a change in scenery for you. And yes if you are ever in the Boston area the offer still stands. A night on the town on me. No strings attached. 
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| January 28, 2005, 22:38 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
I spend a considerable amount of my online time finding (or making up) new forum games, posting new topics, searching the web for answers to questions, posting replies and answering messages ( even though it can take me a few days or even a week to answer sometimes!) KB has been an a mainstay here since day one, so has hothands, and many others. We need some fresh blood here ! I've even taken the time to view the new members lists often and send personal invitations to some to join us on the forum.
(I look for well written profiles ads that really smack of that smart ass attitude and edgy sense of humor !)
Anyone have any suggestions? I'm more than happy to listen to them !
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| January 29, 2005, 08:21 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
QUOTE (Chazzy @ January 29, 2005, 08:21)I spend a considerable amount of my online time finding (or making up) new forum games, posting new topics, searching the web for answers to questions, posting replies and answering messages ( even though it can take me a few days or even a week to answer sometimes!) KB has been an a mainstay here since day one, so has hothands, and many others. We need some fresh blood here ! I've even taken the time to view the new members lists often and send personal invitations to some to join us on the forum.
(I look for well written profiles ads that really smack of that smart ass attitude and edgy sense of humor !)
Anyone have any suggestions? I'm more than happy to listen to them !
Free Food! Table dances from male members for the ladies. Demonstrations of evil experiments on sex toys . How about seeing whether that taped hampster thing really works?
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| January 29, 2005, 08:47 |
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backfromaustintx
66 / male
Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
QUOTE (kbateman @ January 28, 2005, 22:03)Look people, I know I got down this week, and didn't post cheery stuff, but the rest of you got damn quiet too! Now you better start talking, or I will have to start posting about GAY ORAL SEX again! On with the chatter!
KB, you have to realize just how much power you wield around here! Half the men are in love with you, the other half are in lust! Me? I just wanna be your friend! LOL
OK, what prick upset our KB? Where does he live? I'd like to send a ton or two or the snow we've got here to his house!
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| January 29, 2005, 08:51 |
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backfromaustintx
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Burlington, Ontario, Canada
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Re: Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
QUOTE (Chazzy @ January 29, 2005, 08:21)I spend a considerable amount of my online time finding (or making up) new forum games, posting new topics, searching the web for answers to questions, posting replies and answering messages ( even though it can take me a few days or even a week to answer sometimes!) KB has been an a mainstay here since day one, so has hothands, and many others. We need some fresh blood here ! I've even taken the time to view the new members lists often and send personal invitations to some to join us on the forum.
(I look for well written profiles ads that really smack of that smart ass attitude and edgy sense of humor !)
Anyone have any suggestions? I'm more than happy to listen to them !
Hmmm. Ideas. How about we use more pics? Like we could post pictures in the forums of things that interest us. I could post a pic of high snow banks (I had to dig out a parking spot for my car - its surrounded by 3 sides of snow), etc.
Dunno, just a thought. We'd have to limit pic sizes, etc.
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| January 29, 2005, 08:55 |
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Re: Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
[quote=(backfromaustintx @ January 29, 2005, 08:51) KB, you have to realize.....Half the men are in love with you, the other half are in lust! Me? I just wanna be your friend!.
HA! you don't fool me.... you are just trying to avoid the next installment about GAY ORAL SEX !
(good to hear from you D) 
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| January 29, 2005, 08:55 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Gay and oral sex , Gay and oral sex , Gay and oral sex DARE YA,,, 
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| January 29, 2005, 14:13 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Just you wait hothands! You'll be getting more than you wanted in a minute!! You'll see!!
I double dog dare you to dare me one more time!
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| January 29, 2005, 14:46 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
We aren't scared, bring it on. We triple dog dare ya. Show us what you got KB !!!!
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| January 29, 2005, 15:25 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Ok, you people bloody asked for it.....
Thre is this guy named.. let's see, Allen. He is walking around in his house in his underwear (of course) and there is a knock at his door. It is the UPS man with a package for Allen, this package is funny, it is wrapped in plain brown paper with no name in the return address... The box is about 9 inches x 3 inches long.... What ever could Allen have bought?
The UPS man smiles at Allen, flashing his pearly whites. Allen cannot help noticing the rugged handsomeness of the delivery man, nor the bulging tent in his pants.....
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| January 29, 2005, 15:33 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
hmmm,,,,,continue,,,now Im intigued,,,,?? 
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| January 29, 2005, 17:29 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Allen, unable to restrain himself, grabs the package and rips it open. He pulls a huge thick dildo out and proudly displays it for the UPS man.. whose name is... let me see. herbie.er no. how about Dav... yes that is it...dav who immediately says "wow"...
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| January 29, 2005, 17:51 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
this is getting better,,,
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| January 29, 2005, 18:12 |
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cjxfactor
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San Bernardino, California, US
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
I'm Listening??? Smile KB!!!!
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| January 29, 2005, 21:18 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
The smile on Allen's face as he looked at his giant toy was infectious, D_V, smiled too and said "Almost as big as mine."
"Wow, you're really that big" Allen asked?
"Sure," d said pulling his zipper down and dropping his clipboard to the floor.
Allen looked down and saw the giant soft snake slipping out of the brown trousers and he sighed softly. "May I touch it?"
Da_e said "please."
Allen reached forward and rubbed his finger from the base to the tip of D_ve's hardening member. D, moaned and stepped forward closing the door behind him......
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| January 30, 2005, 09:41 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Hope your happy,,,now you got me looking out the window for the UPS truck,,
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| January 30, 2005, 11:52 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
I can say, most of the UPS guys in my area are gorgeous, ( especially in the summer when they wear those cute little shorts) and from what I can tell, they're very, very hetro....
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| January 31, 2005, 06:44 |
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cjxfactor
60 / male
San Bernardino, California, US
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Well, you know what they say about the Big Brown Truck!!! Thanks for getting them going, KB!!!!
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| January 31, 2005, 21:43 |
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cjxfactor
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San Bernardino, California, US
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Still Listening!!!
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| January 31, 2005, 21:44 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
There has been adequate chatter lately, so no more story.. until you get quiet!
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| February 1, 2005, 05:24 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Do you want french fries with that?
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| February 1, 2005, 08:46 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
mr HH if you by chance get the urge you should listen to Tim McGraw's song "Do You Want Fries With That" 
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| February 1, 2005, 10:04 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
I got that from one of chazzy posts thought it was funny,, my wife probably has the song in the house here some where, with the rest of Tims songs, hes not my type,,Faith now thats another story  I basicly listen to smooth jazz, R&B, rock-N-role and very little C/W
Should I try and find that song and listen to it for a specific reason??
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| February 1, 2005, 12:00 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
nope not really... it just happened to be on when i read your post... its a little funny, well not really i guess. oh never mind. lol
TIM MCGRAW LYRICS
Do You Want Fries With That?
I thought that was your voice
I thought that was my car
Now we ain't ever met before
But I know who you are
You're living in my house
And I'm living in a tent
And don't laugh, this second job of mine
Is paying both our rents
You're out here buying Happy Meals
And I'm eating rice and pintos
You so much as crack a smile at me, man
I'll come through this here window
Well you took my wife
And you took my kids
And you took that life
That I used to live
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the cat
Yeah I think that's just about everything
Oh I almost forgot
Do you want fries with that?
Your ketchup's in the bag
And a check is in the mail
I hope your chicken's raw inside
And I hope your bun is stale
I'm supposed to tell you
"Please come back"
But how bout this instead?
I hope you both choke on a pickle
Man, that would tickle me to death
I don't know what you're waiting on
You're holding up the line
Oh man, you ain't got no change coming back
Are you out of your mind?
Well you took my wife
And you took my kids
And you took that life
That I used to live
My pride, the pool, the boat, my tools, my dreams, the dog, the cat
Yeah I think that's all there is
Do you want fries with that?
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| February 1, 2005, 12:24 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Allen, stared amazed at the lengthing pole in his hand, _ave'e cock was huge already and growing bigger. Allen looked up at _ave's face and saw the nod. He leaned down and his tongue slipped out of his mouth and just touched the long hard cock . _ave moaned with pleasure as Allen ran his tongue all over the swollen head....
(it got too quiet here again)..
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| February 1, 2005, 15:18 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
I hope Im the only one reading this, otherwise I might be embarrased,,,,
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| February 1, 2005, 17:08 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
you must have missed my disclaimer here....
All characters in my story are based entirely upon actual person... no. I mean are fictional and any resemblance to hothands and lev is completely accidental and purely intentional or something like that.
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| February 1, 2005, 17:20 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
I think the author has fantisized herself as being dave so she can try to gag hothands with her huge tool, but hothands surprises her and takes it all, and then skews her from the rear like a shishkabob with his tool. 
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| February 1, 2005, 17:54 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
this hothands you speak of,, who exactly is he? my story is about allen and d_ve.
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| February 1, 2005, 18:24 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
I have to agree with you hothands. I think she's wishing she was this Dave charater and you were nailing her from behind. Or getting nailed fom behind in any event. It's either that or someone has been smoking some of that wacky weed !!!!!
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| February 1, 2005, 19:58 |
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Special Deliveries
Allen could no longer resist, he opened his mouth and took D_ve's hard throbbing between his lips. Da_e pushed forward and his 9 inches slid into Allen's throat, Allen hungrily gobbling the entire length. Both of them were lost in their lust, and soon D_ve was thrusting his hips in unison with allen's bobbing head, his long pole slipping in and out nearly its entire length.....
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| February 1, 2005, 20:03 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
mm,mm,,,mm,mm oh my, I think my vocal cords have been stretched, where are my Hall's throat losenges?
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| February 2, 2005, 02:42 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Just as D_ve was feeling ready to spew his load, a strange story twist happened, and instead, D_ve' dropped to his knees and pulled Allen's pants open, freeing Allen's throbbing love muscle!
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| February 2, 2005, 16:25 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
.. but in another strange story twist, D_ve got up, left the room leaving Allen strangely unfulfilled,and In came some guy named "Bubba" who took D_ve's place.
What??
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| February 3, 2005, 06:12 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
actualy it turned out to be a girl dressed in DRAG with a bad studder, and a strap-on called Bubba,bubba,bubbaBateman, Allen was then in his final glory and all pumped-up!!!
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| February 3, 2005, 08:38 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
What??
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| February 3, 2005, 18:34 |
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It's getting mighty quiet in here again...
Next episode.. The Return of Bubba or The Leviathan cometh!
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| February 8, 2005, 20:10 |
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wow, dam,, boy,,,is it ever quiet in here!!
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| February 10, 2005, 00:29 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Long after his first gay oral experience, Al was wandering a small midwestern town. The quiet stillness gave an eerie feel to the night. Al glanced left, then right and saw nothing, yet he felt he was being watched. He knew this town was well within the terrority of the infamous Jerd, a well known man killer; if he was found out, he had no idea what Jerd would do.
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| January 22, 2006, 15:52 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
New people...please continue...
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| January 22, 2006, 16:26 |
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darkmark666
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millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
don't leave me hanging! What would Jerd do?
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| January 22, 2006, 16:29 |
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Do not think for a moment that D_ve will not appear in this story.
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 22, 2006, 16:26)New people...please continue...
:D 
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| January 22, 2006, 16:29 |
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Re: Do not think for a moment that D_ve will not appear in this story.
QUOTE (kbateman @ January 22, 2006, 16:29) QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 22, 2006, 16:26)New people...please continue...
:D
 
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| January 22, 2006, 16:37 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Allen turned, something startling him. A shadow? A noise? The hairs on his neck rose, the electric feeling of terror rising. He looked around again. Something was moving. His breath came in ragged gasps, the dark shadow moved again. A man stepped into view, dark and shadowy, he appeared as a devil, moving without noise, coming closer.
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| January 23, 2006, 06:13 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Allen turned to run, but behind him, another man stepped into the street blocking his way. He stopped, turned and looked, the dark man was closing, the other stood quietly smiling, his shiny teeth visible in the dim light.
Strong arms closed on Allen's biceps, he was forced to the ground.
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| January 23, 2006, 07:48 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
The anticipation is killing me...
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| January 23, 2006, 08:02 |
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Allen turned, tried to escape, but the dark man's hands were too powerful.
Footsteps approached, Allen turned to look. With horror, he realised that it was none other then the feared Jerd approaching, a wicked smile on his face.
Allen spoke,"Wha,wha, what do you want?"
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| January 23, 2006, 09:03 |
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Re: Where is all the Chatter, Talk and Fun lately
Jerd reached forward and tugged on Allen's trousers, "I want to suck you off," came the rumbled reply.
Allen relaxed immediately, his dreams had come true, the feared Jerd wasn't going to force him to perform, only to receive. Lips closed on his member and he heard the slurping as Jerd began licking and suckling.
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