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DeGib
53 / male
Shawnee, Oklahoma, US
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Pharmacist Stands Corrected
One day a farmer walks into the local drug store and heads down the condom isle. After a bit, he gives up and hollers for the pharmacist.
"Can I help you?" asks the pharmacist, as he headed toward the farmer.
Farmer replied, "Yessir, I'm looking for the condoms with pestacide."
"Sir, I think you mean spermacide!", says the pharmasist, sporting a slight grin.
"Nope," the farmer snorted, "I want the ones laced with pestacide. Yep, pretty sure that's what I want all right."
"Sir, you'll want these condoms here, with the spermacide. See, spermacide is what kills the sperm seeking to fertalize the egg, pesticide is a chemical used for killing bugs and ...."
Interupting, the farmer replies, "Sir, I meant exactly what I said. You see, my wife has a BUG UP HER ASS AND I AIM TO KILL IT!!!"
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| August 7, 2008, 08:05 |
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Re: Pharmacist Stands Corrected
Funny!!!
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| August 7, 2008, 08:13 |
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Re: Pharmacist Stands Corrected
 ... xox
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| August 7, 2008, 13:58 |
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Re: Pharmacist Stands Corrected
lol...wow...poor wife
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| August 13, 2008, 23:11 |
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