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I was in the pool...........
Back when I was younger and dumber, I skinny dipped. I remember running around with my then girlfriend, now my wife and noticing a pronounced difference in my "dimensions" both before I entered the cold water of the pool and when I exited the cold water of the pool. Big difference!! 
Now, I didn't think too much of it then, as we were both neked but now?? No way I'd do it again as I am now realizing that I was not blessed with either length or girth......no porn movie career for this cowboy!!  My wife says that I was pre-shrunk before I entered the cold water of the pool. Oh yeh, that made me feel oh so much better! 
Anybody else have any personal tales of severe shrinkage as it pertains to the cold water of a pool and it's effects on the male genitalia?
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| July 29, 2008, 08:14 |
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Re: I was in the pool...........
Aah! They do like to be kept warm and moist.
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| July 29, 2008, 10:56 |
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Re: I was in the pool...........
Like a turtle backed up in it's shell?
(an old saying around here)
"You'd have to stick a snake up your ass and scare it back out"
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| July 29, 2008, 11:01 |
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Liberalwife
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Re: I was in the pool...........
It's a shame God didn't create the penis using nipple skin.
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| July 29, 2008, 11:33 |
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Re: I was in the pool...........
Hmmm....nothing shrinks on me in cold water but it does tend to make the nips perk up and look nice. 
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| July 29, 2008, 11:34 |
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Re: I was in the pool...........
I have to tell you ladies that I'm not hatin' your replies....... 
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| July 30, 2008, 10:47 |
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Re: I was in the pool...........
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ July 29, 2008, 08:14) Back when I was younger and dumber, I skinny dipped. I remember running around with my then girlfriend, now my wife and noticing a pronounced difference in my "dimensions" both before I entered the cold water of the pool and when I exited the cold water of the pool. Big difference!!
Now, I didn't think too much of it then, as we were both neked but now?? No way I'd do it again as I am now realizing that I was not blessed with either length or girth......no porn movie career for this cowboy!! My wife says that I was pre-shrunk before I entered the cold water of the pool. Oh yeh, that made me feel oh so much better!
Anybody else have any personal tales of severe shrinkage as it pertains to the cold water of a pool and it's effects on the male genitalia?
So, it was made by Levi Strauss? 
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| July 30, 2008, 14:47 |
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Re: I was in the pool...........
All I'll say is, any form of water... and the perky perks, perk!
xox
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| July 30, 2008, 23:08 |
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Re: Re: I was in the pool...........
QUOTE (ticaD @ July 30, 2008, 23:08)All I'll say is, any form of water... and the perky perks, perk!
xox
coffee?
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