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Parents say the silliest things.
Parents... always know what's right, always have something to say... but did they ever tell you off or warn you by saying something totally stupid.
Ones I remember from being a kid:-
'If you eat your bread crusts they'll make your hair curl' - Well you eat them then mum, instead of wasting money down the salon you silly cow.
'Don't come running to me if you break a leg' - Ok... I won't... thanks.
'If the wind changes your face will stick' - You speak from experience dad.
'You don't know you're born' - Erm... I think you'll find I do.
'You'll poke your eye out!' - Has anyone ever poked their eye out whilst carrying a stick? Come on... prove it.
'You'll go blind if you keep doing that!' - For years i thought blindness was a consequence of masturbating too much, and am still wary of shaking hands with a blind person.
'If you eat your carrots you can see in the dark' - Will that counteract the blindness from masturbating too much?
Come on... there must be more out there from both sides of the Atlantic.
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| July 28, 2008, 18:19 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
I was always told:
"Don't be clever; it doesn't suit you"
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| July 28, 2008, 18:47 |
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ashkats
64 / couple
crystal falls, Michigan, US
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
i was told kids are seen and not heard....
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| July 28, 2008, 19:20 |
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Re: Re: Parents say the silliest things.
QUOTE (ashkats @ July 28, 2008, 19:20)i was told kids are seen and not heard....
They lied.  
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| July 28, 2008, 20:02 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"Your eyes are bigger than your belly"
xox
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| July 28, 2008, 22:22 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"Eat your spinach, it'll give you muscles like popeye"
xox
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| July 28, 2008, 22:24 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
I was also told if you eat carrots you can see in the dark....
34 years... and I still can't see a fekking thing with the lights off.
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| July 29, 2008, 03:05 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"If you dont stop crying i will give you something to cry about................
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| July 29, 2008, 07:57 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
if you hit your sister one more time...i'm gonna spank you!!!
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| July 29, 2008, 20:58 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
My all time favorite:
"People in hell want ice water." 
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| July 30, 2008, 08:43 |
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Liberalwife
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north, England, UK
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"Take your coat off, so you will feel the benefit when you go back out".
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| July 30, 2008, 09:04 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
My mom yelled at me one time as I ran around naked with an erection......"you're gonna put somebody's eye out with that"!!
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| July 30, 2008, 13:00 |
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Re: Re: Parents say the silliest things.
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ July 30, 2008, 09:04)"Take your coat off, so you will feel the benefit when you go back out".
Yep, only in hillbilly country, it's phrased...
Don't wear your coat in the house, you won't feel the good of it when you go out.
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| July 30, 2008, 14:25 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
you'd think you were born in a barn, leaving the door open like that...
gee mom, you of all people should know where i was born....
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| July 30, 2008, 14:49 |
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Re: Re: Parents say the silliest things.
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ July 30, 2008, 14:49)you'd think you were born in a barn, leaving the door open like that...
gee mom, you of all people should know where i was born....
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| July 30, 2008, 14:53 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"Get out from in front of the tv. Your daddy wasn't a glassblower" 
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| July 30, 2008, 16:25 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"You make a better door, than a window".
xox
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| July 30, 2008, 16:59 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
'I won't tell you again!!!'...
... I bloody well think you will. Closely followed by a smack round the head.
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| July 30, 2008, 17:02 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"Look at me when I'm talking to you"!
xox
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| July 30, 2008, 17:08 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"You see with your eyes, not with your hands".
xox
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| July 30, 2008, 18:09 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
'Do I look stupid?'
Do you really want me to answer that?
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| July 30, 2008, 18:12 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
My favorite..
"When I want your opinion I'll give it to you!"
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| July 30, 2008, 18:19 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"Careful what you wish for".
xox
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| July 30, 2008, 19:51 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"Do as I say, not as I do".
xox
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| July 30, 2008, 19:53 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
Don't cross your eyes, they might stick that way.
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| July 30, 2008, 21:10 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
If ya keep doing that, you'll go blind.
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| July 30, 2008, 21:13 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
close the door, we're not heating the entire neighborhood....
not in that robe yore not...(i borrowed it from Jeff Foxworthy)... 
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| July 30, 2008, 21:14 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
Am I going to have to come in there???
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| July 30, 2008, 21:16 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"If you don't clean your ears soon, you'll have potatoes growing out of them"!
xox
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| July 30, 2008, 22:13 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
"Don't put beans in your ears."
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| July 30, 2008, 22:28 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
better n' a poke in the eye with a sharp stick..
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| July 30, 2008, 23:21 |
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Re: Parents say the silliest things.
every thing's all fun n' games, until someone gets hurt....
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| July 30, 2008, 23:22 |
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cjroxy
59 / couple
Hot and Balmy, England, UK
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Re: Re: Parents say the silliest things.
QUOTE (dave2big @ July 29, 2008, 07:57)"If you dont stop crying i will give you something to cry about................
Same here, nice to know its all over, not just in uk!! 
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