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Valentines...
...and something else I found on the web....
Top 10
What not to send.
Top Ten Rejected Valentines Day Cards
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunk But the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.
9. Our love will never become cold and hollow Unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.
8. I bought this Valentine's card at the store In hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.
7. This feels so good, it feels so right I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.
6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of class Especially when I'm spanking , your big-round-fat ass.
5. Before I met you, my heart was so famished But now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!
4. Through all the things that came to pass Our love has grown. . . but so's your ass.
3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutie I just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".
2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or corny So, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
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| January 23, 2005, 10:05 |
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| January 23, 2005, 15:09 |
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Re: Valentines...
Very cute Chazzy----- but what happened to #1 ?
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| January 23, 2005, 20:58 |
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Re: Valentines...
must have been too NAUGHTY,,,, 
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| January 24, 2005, 06:17 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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Re: Valentines...
LOL
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| January 24, 2005, 06:51 |
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Re: Re: Valentines...
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 23, 2005, 20:58) Very cute Chazzy----- but what happened to #1 ?
Oooops! Number #1 has been added !
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| January 24, 2005, 07:26 |
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Re: Valentines...
and now, one of my own !
Alone is how I lived,
Destined to be a loner,
Till the day I met you,
And got a load of your boner!
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| January 24, 2005, 07:28 |
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Re: Valentines...
Chazzy, thats a Poem!
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| January 24, 2005, 10:25 |
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Re: Re: Valentines...
QUOTE (hothands @ January 24, 2005, 06:17)must have been too NAUGHTY,,,,
Too naughty??? Maybe that should be in the oxymoron thread !! 
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| January 25, 2005, 07:01 |
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Re: Valentines...
1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister You should check out the one that I gave to your sister!
?????? oxymoron thread????? you completely lost me,,,,but these days thats been pretty easy to do.
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| January 25, 2005, 17:57 |
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Re: Valentines...
I meant the phrase "too naughty" could be an oxymoron. Couldn't it?
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| January 26, 2005, 06:07 |
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Re: Valentines...
Yes your right,,, I got confused, must be the full moon or something,,,,,Good Morning to you 
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| January 26, 2005, 06:13 |
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Re: Re: Valentines...
QUOTE (hothands @ January 26, 2005, 06:13)Yes your right,,, :
Oh yeah, you do know how to talk to women, dontcha??
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| January 26, 2005, 08:57 |
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Re: Valentines...
Dontcha,Dontcha know
That I love you so
Dontcha,Dontcha see
I want you to love me
Happy Vallentines Day to you Chazzy 
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| January 26, 2005, 11:13 |
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jess8in2003
66 / male
Gwinette/Walton Co., Georgia, US
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Re: Valentines...
Alone is how I lived,
Destined to be a wussy,
Till the day I met you,
And shot a load in your pussy.
Happy Valintines! 
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| January 28, 2005, 22:13 |
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Re: Valentines...
Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
Your drunk enough now,
So give me some head.
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| January 28, 2005, 22:22 |
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absix
40 / male
Web Naughty
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| January 29, 2005, 07:07 |
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nykitten
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Pawling, New York, US
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Re: Re: Valentines...
QUOTE (Leviathan4u @ January 28, 2005, 22:22)
Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
Your drunk enough now,
So give me some head.
Is that all it takes? 
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| February 5, 2006, 11:53 |
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| February 5, 2006, 12:13 |
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hardrock1955
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McGaheysville, Virginia, US
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