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Let's just address the most FAQ
Let's just answer the questions most frequently asked by men on adult personal sites.
Q "Are they any horny women in my area?"
A "No, I'm sorry but all the women in your area are completely without libdos and vaginas.
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July 22, 2008, 16:02 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
Q "Hey ladies, do you like my dick?"
A We like it fine up until it reaches that area where its attached to the rest of you.
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July 22, 2008, 16:07 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
Q "Where are all the horny women "
A Check question 1, they are everywhere BUT in your area.
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July 22, 2008, 16:12 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
Q "Would you suck my dick"
A (Sigh) Check question 2
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July 22, 2008, 16:14 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
Q - Where are all the horny girls ?
A - Running away from you.
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July 22, 2008, 16:20 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
Q "Any women here wanna do a virgin"
A If you're over the age of thirty, I think you already have the answer to that question.
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July 22, 2008, 17:06 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
Q "Are there any REAL women on this site"
A Again, I'm sorry but no...let's see, how can I explain this....ummmmm.....are you familiar with those "Matrix" movies?
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July 22, 2008, 17:20 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
I am SO laughing my ass off! Brilliant!
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July 22, 2008, 17:43 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
I see that Chazzy is in fine form tonight.
ROFLMAO
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July 22, 2008, 18:25 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
She is only talking about Ohio woman of course!
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July 22, 2008, 18:32 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
Great post Chazzy!!!
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July 22, 2008, 22:00 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
This really made me laugh - well done Chazzy! One-up for the big head over the little head!
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July 22, 2008, 23:15 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
Q. "Wanna Fuck or Party?"
A. "No thank you, but if you go down the hallway, take the third door on the left, I'm sure you'll find what you're looking for!"
xox
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July 23, 2008, 10:41 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female north, England, UK
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
Q. What are you wearing?
A. Full length, buttoned up flanelette nightgown, threadbare slippers.
and my huuge comfy grey granny pants.
Fancy cam 2 cam?
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July 23, 2008, 11:08 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
Q. "ASL?"
A. "American Sign Language?"
xox
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July 23, 2008, 11:11 |
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Re: Let's just address the most FAQ
Q. "Where are you from?"
A. "From Earth and my Momma!"
xox
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July 23, 2008, 11:17 |
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