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"Help Me!" shouts the naked Woman.
Ole, the medical assistant
A doctor in Duluth wanted to get off work and go hunting,
so he approached his assistant. "Ole, I am goin' huntin'
tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you
to take care of the clinic and take care of all my
patients."
"Yes, sir!" answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day
and asks: "So, Ole, how was your day?"
Ole told him that he took care of three patients. "The
first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo, Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him
MAALOX, sir," says Ole.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the
third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and
a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself,
taking off everything including her bra and her panties
and lies down on the table and shouts, 'HELP ME - I
haven't seen a man in over two years!!' "
"Tunderin' Lard Yeezus, Ole, what did you do?" asks the
doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
xox
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