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the moped and the ferrari
The Moped
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>> An elderly man on a Moped,
>> looking about 100 years old,
>> pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
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>> The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, "What kind of
>> car ya got there, sonny?"
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>> The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO.
>> It cost half a million dollars!"
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>> "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so much?"
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>> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
>> proudly.
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>> The Moped driver a sk s, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
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>> "No problem," replies the doctor.
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>> So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.
>> Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty
>> nice car, all right...
>> But I'll stick with my Moped!"
>>
>> Just then the light changes,
>> so the doctor decides to show
>> the old man just what his car can do.
>> He floors it, and within 30 seconds
>> the speedometer reads 160 mph.
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>> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be
>> getting closer!
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>> He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly... WHOOOOSSSHHH!
>> Something whips by him going much faster!
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>> "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the doctor
>> asks himself.
>>
>> He presses harder on the accelerator
>> and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph.
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>> Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
>>
>> Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas.
>> He 's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
>> old man gaining on him AGAIN!
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>> Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and
>> takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph.
>>
>> Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped
>> bearing down on him again !
>> The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do !
>> Suddenly, the Moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing
>> the rear end.
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>> The doctor stops and jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is
>> still alive.
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>> He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says, "I'm a doctor.... Is
>> there anything I can do for you?"
>>
>> The old man whispers,
>> "Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror."
>>
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| July 9, 2008, 22:50 |
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Re: the moped and the ferrari
xox
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| July 9, 2008, 22:55 |
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