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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Another dumb ass
Ya hear of the guy who was just charged with a felony for trying to sell his presidental vote on e-bay? They said that the charges carry a fine of up to %10,000 and jail time up to 5 years. But they did say he'll probably never see any jail time. 
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| July 4, 2008, 10:10 |
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Re: Another dumb ass
Good gawd! What an idiot!
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| July 4, 2008, 10:17 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Another dumb ass
Another dumb ass :
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pa.press.net - 04.07.2008 01:07
A baby boy removed from his parents' custody after they offered to sell him on eBay for just one euro (79p) is back at home, a prosecutor said.
"The child has been returned to his parents,"the prosecutor said.
The parents, who live in Unterallgau, Germany, maintained that the posting was just a joke gone awry and investigators agreed, dropping their probe into possible child trafficking.
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Word's fail me!!
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| July 4, 2008, 10:26 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Another dumb ass
i read about the 2 guys that moved from australia to vail colorado, & got jobs in the land of opportunity. Evidently their ship wasnt coming in fast enough, so they decided to rob a bank. Now to show u the careful planning they did, they choose the bank where they both bank, they wear their work shirts with the name tag,so even tho they have masks on, they're both 6'2 & 6'3" with heavy australlian accents, so the teller reconizes them right away. They get away with $30,000.00 in brand new $5.00 bills, no 20's or 50's.... all of it in $5.00 bills. Now to celebrate their good fortune they decide to go to a jewelry store & buy a $10,000.00 watch....in $5.00 bills. The jeweler looked supicious so they decide to get outta town & head to the airport, They throw all the stolen money away, but not before they, take some polaroids of themselves with all the stolen money. which they put in the luggage. But when u go through security, they check ur luggage, there was the poloroids of the the idiots holding all the stolen money....lmao this is a true story
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| July 4, 2008, 10:50 |
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Re: Another dumb ass
Oh lawdy, sometimes "idiot" just isn't a strong enough word!
"Stupid Criminals" is one of my favorite things to google and read.
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| July 4, 2008, 10:53 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Another dumb ass
Hey, no one ever said that you had to be intelligent to be a criminal.
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| July 4, 2008, 14:05 |
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Re: Another dumb ass
I once read about a group of burglars that were on the flat rooftop of a supermarket using a pneumatic drill to get through the roof and into the store.
Not only were they captured on the CCTV outside the store, but once they'd drilled through, they dropped down into what they thought was the store.
Unfortunately they had drilled through the canopy at the front of the store, not the main roof and had dropped outside the front of the supermarket.
Police had been watching this on CCTV for an hour, laughing, and decided to let them carry on for a while before sending a car out to arrest them.
Bloody hilarious bunch of numbnuts.
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