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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Things NOT to say during sex
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| June 27, 2008, 07:09 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
female--- " Would you like some strange pussy?"
male--- " Yah!!!!"
female----- "push it in another inch"
   
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| June 27, 2008, 07:15 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
Calling out someone else's name other than the one you're with, at the peak of the orgasm.
tica... 
xox
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| June 27, 2008, 07:25 |
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Re: Re: Things NOT to say during sex
QUOTE (ticaD @ June 27, 2008, 07:25)Calling out someone else's name other than the one you're with, at the peak of the orgasm.
tica...
xox
---------or any other time.
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| June 27, 2008, 07:26 |
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Re: Re: Re: Things NOT to say during sex
QUOTE (JCSOS @ June 27, 2008, 07:26) QUOTE (ticaD @ June 27, 2008, 07:25)Calling out someone else's name other than the one you're with, at the peak of the orgasm.
---------or any other time.
Oh that too!
tica...
xox
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| June 27, 2008, 07:43 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
Explaining you have to change the sheets due to a stenchy odor of dog shit and skid marks that stained them. Now if that doesn't ruin the moment, I don't know what would.
tica...
xox
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| June 27, 2008, 08:00 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
"Hun, I'm expecting a call from a female co-worker and I have to take it, so my mind might not be tuned into the moment"!
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| June 27, 2008, 09:08 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
honey could you hand me my puzzle book/pen and the chips too baby???
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| June 27, 2008, 10:41 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
The word "no" comes to mind!!!!
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| June 27, 2008, 12:46 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
Move to the right, I can't see the TV...
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| June 27, 2008, 12:47 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
Get off i'm bored now!!! 
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| June 27, 2008, 13:15 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
But, dear, how could you be bored. I pumped twice!!!!!!!!!
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| June 27, 2008, 14:22 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
'Can you smell fish?'
'You don't mind if the dog joins us do you?'
'Could you stop making that squelchy noise please.'
'Now we've started, i think turning the light OFF might be a better idea'
'You do sweat a lot don't you.'
'Ooh... i think.. yes... my waters have broken... better ring my husband.'
'This is even better sex than with that prostitute last night!'
'Forgot to tell you earlier... the name's not actually Susan... it's Dave.'
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| June 27, 2008, 14:41 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
sores? what sores, i don't see any sores...
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| June 27, 2008, 15:05 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
"your not suppose to be humping me until you put it in"
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| June 27, 2008, 19:22 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
"Next week", this week it's Shirley Temple time!
tica...
xox
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| June 27, 2008, 19:30 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
Honey I invited the neighbor over to join us "Come on in Bob"
Damn my husbands home early!
One second I have to take this call.
That reminds me the ceiling needs painted
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| June 27, 2008, 20:39 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
you want it where?
it looked BIGGER in the photo you sent...
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| June 28, 2008, 00:07 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
"Your cock is only marginally smaller than your brothers"
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| June 30, 2008, 04:13 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
"I hear the doorbell!" (it's your Mother, Father, Sister, Brother... etc).
tica...
xox
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| June 30, 2008, 07:21 |
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
oops
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| June 30, 2008, 21:01 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Things NOT to say during sex
"I Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... "
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| July 1, 2008, 04:14 |
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