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Don't swing at the large Pussy-Willow Patch
Two men were playing golf one day. The first man puts his ball on the green. The second man hits his ball into the woods. When he finds his ball it is lying in a patch of buttercup flowers. With his iron he is swinging away trying to clear a space around his ball. All of a sudden, there is a crash of thunder and a bolt of lightning and Mother Nature appears. The man is astounded as Mother Nature screams at him. " I have been trying for hundreds of years to make the perfect buttercup and you come along and practically destroy all my work. For this, you may never have butter again, no butter in your ice cream, no butter for your toast, no butter for anything, you will never have butter again." With a giant puff of smoke, she disappears. The man is stunned but continues to play golf. On the next hole his buddy hits a ball into the woods. Both go to look for it and when they find it, it is lying in a large pussy-willow patch. "For God sake!" yells the man, "Don't swing at them!"
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