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three little ducks
> Three little ducks go into a Bar...... 'Say, what's your name ?' the
> bartender asked the first duck. 'Huey,' was the reply. 'How's your
> day been, Huey?' 'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
> puddles All day. What else could a duck want?' said Huey. 'Oh.
> That's nice,' said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, 'Hi,
> and what's your name?' 'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number
> two. 'So how's your day been, Dewey! ?' he asked. 'Great. Lovely
> day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself.
> What else could a duck want?' The bartender turned to the third duck
> and said, 'So, you must be Louie?'
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> 'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes.. 'My name is Puddles.'  
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| June 26, 2008, 08:42 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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| June 26, 2008, 10:17 |
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2 whores working late
2 whores working late
1 asks the other how the night has been. She says there was one guy that she can't forget.
"Why?" the first asks.
"well," she says, "I told him the rates $25 for hj, $50 for bj, $100 for all the way. So he pulls out his last $25 and says I guess a bj will have to do. I open his pants and pull out the BIGGESAT< THICKEST cock I've ever SEEN.. HUGE!! I start stroking it and it just gets BIGGER!"
THe other says, "So what did you do then?"
"I loaned him $75!"
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| June 26, 2008, 10:25 |
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Re: three little ducks
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ June 26, 2008, 08:42)> Three little ducks go into a Bar...... 'Say, what's your name ?' the
> bartender asked the first duck. 'Huey,' was the reply. 'How's your
> day been, Huey?' 'Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of
> puddles All day. What else could a duck want?' said Huey. 'Oh.
> That's nice,' said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, 'Hi,
> and what's your name?' 'Dewey,' came the answer from duck number
> two. 'So how's your day been, Dewey! ?' he asked. 'Great. Lovely
> day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself.
> What else could a duck want?' The bartender turned to the third duck
> and said, 'So, you must be Louie?'
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> 'No,' she said, batting her eyelashes.. 'My name is Puddles.'
tica... 
xox
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| June 26, 2008, 21:07 |
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Re: three little ducks
lol....^^ 
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