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My head's in the clouds.....
Am I off on a nonsensical rant you ask? That would be a first, right?  On the contrary! I am dead serious.......and horny as hell !
The "clouds" I'm referring to are a woman's thighs with my head firmly ensconced between them. Do I exhibit a fetish for oral sex with the female gender? Damn right I do....and I'm very proud to be a charter member of the Pussy Whisperer's Club!! That's the organization exclusively dedicated to the advancement of women's orgasm via oral stimulation of the female genitalia.
I am a firm believer that a woman needs and wants to have her genital area made love to with dedication.  If that requires an extended application of mouth, tongue and finger ministrations, then that's the way it should be. There ain't no short cut. The ladies are complicated! 
How many of you guys are too freakin' lazy to take the time to do the "all you can eat buffet"?  Or are you a practitioner of the old two minute crash and burn sex technique,  including the foreplay with your woman saying shortly afterward "what the f*ck was that"? I would be very surprised if you two minute wonders fess up! 
I want all the "Pussy Whisperers", both men and women to stand up and shout "I support the rights of women to have orally induced orgasms"!!
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| June 25, 2008, 07:11 |
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Liberalwife
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north, England, UK
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Re: My head's in the clouds.....
I thought you said this wasn't gonna be a nonsensical rant, VB? 
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| June 25, 2008, 07:16 |
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Re: My head's in the clouds.....
Count me in.
Been a long time Pussy Whisperer.
Mmmmm! Mmmmm! Goooooooooooddddddddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!
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| June 25, 2008, 08:45 |
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Re: My head's in the clouds.....
Nothing like a good tonguing to bring me to an earthshaking orgasm. Love it, love it, love it!!!
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| June 25, 2008, 09:33 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: My head's in the clouds.....
nothing turns me on faster than "eating at the Y" do you like that ladies ??? 
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| June 25, 2008, 09:36 |
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Re: Re: My head's in the clouds.....
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ June 25, 2008, 07:16)I thought you said this wasn't gonna be a nonsensical rant, VB?
If you'll notice Lib, I sprinkled some whimsy in with the descriptive adjectives. I always keep it funny while nailing a point. My hero George Carlin taught me that.
Can I be of some "service" to you my dear?
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| June 25, 2008, 09:52 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: Re: Re: My head's in the clouds.....
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ June 25, 2008, 09:52) QUOTE (Liberalwife @ June 25, 2008, 07:16)I thought you said this wasn't gonna be a nonsensical rant, VB?
If you'll notice Lib, I sprinkled some whimsy in with the descriptive adjectives. I always keep it funny while nailing a point. My hero George Carlin taught me that.
Can I be of some "service" to you my dear?
You could go to the liquor store for me??
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| June 25, 2008, 10:02 |
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Re: My head's in the clouds.....
QUOTE (voyeurbill @ June 25, 2008, 07:11)Am I off on a nonsensical rant you ask? That would be a first, right? On the contrary! I am dead serious.......and horny as hell !
The "clouds" I'm referring to are a woman's thighs with my head firmly ensconced between them. Do I exhibit a fetish for oral sex with the female gender? Damn right I do....and I'm very proud to be a charter member of the Pussy Whisperer's Club!! That's the organization exclusively dedicated to the advancement of women's orgasm via oral stimulation of the female genitalia.
I am a firm believer that a woman needs and wants to have her genital area made love to with dedication. If that requires an extended application of mouth, tongue and finger ministrations, then that's the way it should be. There ain't no short cut. The ladies are complicated!
How many of you guys are too freakin' lazy to take the time to do the "all you can eat buffet"? Or are you a practitioner of the old two minute crash and burn sex technique, including the foreplay with your woman saying shortly afterward "what the f*ck was that"? I would be very surprised if you two minute wonders fess up!
I want all the "Pussy Whisperers", both men and women to stand up and shout "I support the rights of women to have orally induced orgasms"!!
Now commn', what woman/lady in their right frame of mind wouldn't enjoy having the experience of a "Pussy Whisperer's" Charter member enjoying their feast? Oh... and btw... there is a "Dick Whisperer's" Charter Club for woman, that enjoy going down on a man, giving them the blow job of their life, Mmmmm! 
tica... 
xox
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| June 25, 2008, 10:03 |
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Re: My head's in the clouds.....
nothin' says lovin' like a furburger with a side of thighs...
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| June 25, 2008, 16:47 |
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Re: Re: My head's in the clouds.....
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ June 25, 2008, 16:47)nothin' says lovin' like a furburger with a side of thighs...
Hey Lonely, I like that saying!!
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| June 25, 2008, 18:54 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: My head's in the clouds.....
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ June 25, 2008, 10:02) QUOTE (voyeurbill @ June 25, 2008, 09:52) QUOTE (Liberalwife @ June 25, 2008, 07:16)I thought you said this wasn't gonna be a nonsensical rant, VB?
If you'll notice Lib, I sprinkled some whimsy in with the descriptive adjectives. I always keep it funny while nailing a point. My hero George Carlin taught me that.
Can I be of some "service" to you my dear?
You could go to the liquor store for me??
Oh yeh, that wasn't an accidental play on words, was it? The "liquor" store? 
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| June 25, 2008, 20:36 |
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Re: My head's in the clouds.....
liquor in the front, poker in the rear...  
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| June 25, 2008, 22:37 |
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Re: Re: My head's in the clouds.....
QUOTE (lonelyandhorny @ June 25, 2008, 22:37)liquor in the front, poker in the rear...
Ah yeh, the classics!
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| June 26, 2008, 05:07 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: My head's in the clouds.....
I also like to have my head in the clouds, so to speak. Not for a quick lick either. Need to time there just to make sure that all is OK.
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