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"Gimme some Gin"
An inebriated gentleman staggers into a liquor store at one AM and bellies up to the counter and says "Gimme some gin."
The clerk is not about to sell liquor to a drunk but thinks he will have fun with him. He says "Well we got three kinds of gin. We have oxy-gin, nitro-gin, and hydro-gin."
The drunk fixes the clerk with a steely glare and stomps out of the store. The clerk is still chuckling a few minutes later when in comes the drunk again.
The drunk staggers up to the counter and says "Gimme some turd."
"What are you talking about." queries the clerk.
The inebriate responds "There are three kinds of turd, mus-turd, cus-turd, and you, you simple shit." 
tica... 
xox
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