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Yeh, that's what I need!
I'm sitting here and thinking "what don't I have"? I have 3 flat screen tv's, a nice house, a fantastic wife, my health....but I can't think of one thing I don't have or need.
Oh wait a minute....I know! I don't have a late model fighter jet. Justification, you ask? Well for one thing, if I'm running late for work or an engagement and the traffic on the interstate is simply horrendous, how will I get there on time? I simply climb into my F18 fighter jet, taxi down my driveway, lift the nose, kick in the afterburner and I'm airborne! I will beat all that interstate traffic to my destination, big time!
All this bs I expounded is in jest and brings to the forefront an article I just read stating that an F18 jet is being offered for sale. It is now a retired Navy Blue Angel demonstration jet......in pieces. The price you ask? $1mil, but if you want it assembled, painted and certified to fly, the delivered price is $9mil.
Think about it for a minute.....the bragging rights are enormous! You're hanging with your buds and the dicks are all being slapped on the table.....the sh*t flying such as "I have a Pioneer Elite flat screen". Another bud says "big f*ckin' deal, I've got 2 BMW's in my driveway"! I can top all that by saying "f*ck all you limp dicks, I've got an F18 jet in my yard.....0-1400mph in 60 seconds!! I can just see all those mighty dicks shriveling up and falling off at the thought. That my friends, is freakin' bragging rights! 
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| June 23, 2008, 08:04 |
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Re: Yeh, that's what I need!
VB, you are such a nut!!!! 
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| June 23, 2008, 12:59 |
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Re: Re: Yeh, that's what I need!
QUOTE (irishwoman @ June 23, 2008, 12:59)VB, you are such a nut!!!!
Yes I am!! 
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| June 23, 2008, 13:44 |
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Re: Yeh, that's what I need!
Yah, wait 'till ya buy fuel for it.
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| June 25, 2008, 17:16 |
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Re: Re: Yeh, that's what I need!
QUOTE (JCSOS @ June 25, 2008, 17:16)Yah, wait 'till ya buy fuel for it.
What's a measly $50,000 worth of jet fuel when you compare that to the f*ckin' high fives I'd get from my buddies! That's what I call slappin' my dick on the table.....and the table collapsing!! Shiiiiiiiiiiit!!!!!
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| June 25, 2008, 18:39 |
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Re: Yeh, that's what I need!
That's ok then. Wait 'till ya have to replace parts every so many hours. Oh and I don't think even Geico can give a good insurance rate on it.
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