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Leave out the bit when lightening strikes the shithouse
An embarrassed young woman was farting uncontrollably when her date was due to arrive.
She was an accomplished pianist so to drown the noise she offered the play the Storm Scene from the William Tell Overture.
She had concluded the piece when she felt another fart attack on its way and quickly asked him if he would like another tune on the piano.
"Well if it is that storm scene again," he said, "can you leave out the bit where the lightning strikes the shithouse? 
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