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| June 14, 2008, 08:04 |
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VERY INTERESTING!!!! I would like to know how Dr. Kellogg figured that eating corn flakes would stop masturbation.
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| June 14, 2008, 14:31 |
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QUOTE (irishwoman @ June 14, 2008, 14:31)VERY INTERESTING!!!! I would like to know how Dr. Kellogg figured that eating corn flakes would stop masturbation.
well i was going to say you would be too busy using your hands to eat that you could not masturbate but you only need one hand to eat 
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| June 14, 2008, 14:49 |
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QUOTE (irishwoman @ June 14, 2008, 14:31)VERY INTERESTING!!!! I would like to know how Dr. Kellogg figured that eating corn flakes would stop masturbation.
Me too IW... maybe it's in the crunch? Some of these are way too funny!
tica... 
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| June 14, 2008, 14:50 |
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The Kellogg thing is a bit of a myth... Dr. Kellogg accidentally invented a kind of corn flake, but decided to use them as part of a strict diet for his asylum inmates along with vegetables, frequent enemas and noooo sex.
His brother Will took the recipe and added sugar to sell them as a breakfast cereal which mightily pissed off Dr. Kellogg.
Funny thing is... Dr. Kellogg's cure for masturbation was circumcision without anasthetic for males and pure carbolic acid to the clitoris for women to curb sexual desire . AAAARGH.
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| June 14, 2008, 15:14 |
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QUOTE (Innocentivory @ June 14, 2008, 15:14)The Kellogg thing is a bit of a myth... Dr. Kellogg accidentally invented a kind of corn flake, but decided to use them as part of a strict diet for his asylum inmates along with vegetables, frequent enemas and noooo sex.
His brother Will took the recipe and added sugar to sell them as a breakfast cereal which mightily pissed off Dr. Kellogg.
Funny thing is... Dr. Kellogg's cure for masturbation was circumcision without anasthetic for males and pure carbolic acid to the clitoris for women to curb sexual desire . AAAARGH.
Geeshhh, what a flake huh?  Glad I wasn't around, then again, he wouldn't have his hands on mine, that's for sure!
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| June 14, 2008, 15:21 |
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The smallest erect penis on record was just 1cm long
Damn them, they peeked in my pants again. 
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| June 14, 2008, 20:08 |
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each time a man cums, if each sperm released were to fertilize an egg, he'd populate Europe....
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| June 15, 2008, 00:03 |
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I like to give you some input but can't think of anything ........(to add to the list) 
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| June 15, 2008, 09:46 |
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At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent.
A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.
The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
tica...
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| June 15, 2008, 10:38 |
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My hubby told me that it takes a rhino longer than any other mammal to release his sperm when he has sex. About 18 hrs. he thinks.  WOW!
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| June 15, 2008, 21:12 |
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QUOTE (ticaD @ June 15, 2008, 10:38)At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent.
A man's testicles increase in size by 50% when he is aroused.
The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
tica...
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that would explain why the left one seems to play the role of body guard for my right one.... cant remember the right one ever getting hit. saddly that is no where near true for the left... poor little fellow.
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| June 15, 2008, 22:58 |
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Geez.....you have sex with one farm animal and you're forever labled as a pervert! Man, it just ain't fair!! 
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| June 17, 2008, 08:10 |
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The frequency with which a woman has orgasms during her sleep actually increases as she ages during her childbearing years.
According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
It's been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.
tica...
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| June 17, 2008, 19:33 |
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Anyone have an extra nipple? lets see it!
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| June 18, 2008, 11:37 |
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There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen.
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour; Time it takes the sperm to travel the distance: 2.5 seconds.
In Medieval France, cheating wives were made to chase a chicken through town NAKED
tica...
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| June 18, 2008, 13:00 |
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Would that be one....or, two teaspoons for you????
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| June 18, 2008, 13:12 |
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QUOTE (Hobscotch @ June 18, 2008, 13:12)Would that be one....or, two teaspoons for you????
Teaspoons!? What are you kidding me?
tica...
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| June 18, 2008, 13:16 |
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QUOTE (ticaD @ June 17, 2008, 19:33)The frequency with which a woman has orgasms during her sleep actually increases as she ages during her childbearing years.
According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
It's been estimated that one out of every two hundred women is born with an extra nipple.
No extra nipple here but I know all about the orgasms while sleeping. I have awakened many a time feeling all wet and sticky but very satisfied.  
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| June 18, 2008, 15:35 |
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Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.
A honeymooning couple are suing Holiday Inn for ten thousand dollars, claiming their sex life is now dysfunction because an employee mistakenly walked in on them on their wedding night.
England's King Edward VII, a man of considerable heft, had a special table built so that he could comfortably engage in sexual intercourse.
tica... (some of these are off the wall, lol)
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| June 19, 2008, 17:12 |
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QUOTE (ticaD @ June 19, 2008, 17:12)Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada. who wants to move to Australia with me? kinda give new meaning to the term "DOWN UNDER", dunnit?
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| June 20, 2008, 00:17 |
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| June 21, 2008, 22:34 |
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The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. (Now guys, don't get the measuring tape out, and ladies stop looking at a man's thumb!)
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| June 22, 2008, 03:02 |
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| June 22, 2008, 11:10 |
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| June 22, 2008, 12:13 |
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| June 22, 2008, 12:23 |
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The first condoms in the US were made from vulcanized rubber in the 1870s. They were expensive and annoyingly thick and meant to be reused
A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever
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| June 24, 2008, 11:51 |
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A man's penis isn't the only body part that experiences a rise and fall. "The cremaster", which lines the inside of the scrotum and extends into the groin, controls testicular contractions. This magic muscle also responds to sexual stimulation, causing his boys to contract when he's about to orgasm. "The closer a man is to climaxing, the more his testicles recede and in turn, pulling down on his balls when you're in the midst of passion delays ejaculation, prolonging his pleasure. This procedure will give the guy the kind of big "O", that'll make his head spin, by working against gravity and gently tugging on his pals as you're giving him oral. Start by teasing his inner thighs with your tongue. Then, take his penis into your mouth, cup the scrotum with one hand and pull it away from his body, "Get into a rhythmic pattern, working your hands in tandem with your mouth movements to virtually double the sensation."
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| June 26, 2008, 22:54 |
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funlovingpair
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So should I assume that your ready to give us all personal demonstrations?  
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| June 27, 2008, 06:52 |
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48% of 9,100 men polled on an online dating site say they too have faked an orgasm.
There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
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| June 27, 2008, 07:00 |
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QUOTE (Liberalwife @ June 27, 2008, 07:00)There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
Gawd...you'd think then that the world would be a much happier place!
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| June 27, 2008, 07:08 |
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QUOTE (funlovingpair @ June 27, 2008, 06:52)
Sure, but I can't get there from here!
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| June 27, 2008, 07:19 |
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QUOTE (Liberalwife @ June 27, 2008, 07:00)48% of 9,100 men polled on an online dating site say they too have faked an orgasm.
There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse each day.
I think that percentage is higher for men Lib, not 48 percent, lol.
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| June 27, 2008, 07:21 |
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Here are some 'Off the Wall', State Sex Laws
1. Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.
2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse.
4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.
5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.
6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.
7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida.
9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.
10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds.
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| July 9, 2008, 09:23 |
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Number 6 is particularly funny Tica. And why in the world would anyone want to have sex with a porcupine!!
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| July 9, 2008, 11:26 |
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New Sexual Positions
The IRS position, where you just bend over and take it up the ass with no lube.
The Humidor (requires a cigar and an intern).
The Monday Night Football (actually just doggie style done facing the TV with the game on with her in the football shirt of your favorite team).
The Kentucky Derby (AKA Woman astride) be forewarned if you decide to use the western variant of this (The Rodeo) her spurs WILL wreak havoc on the bed linens!
Oral Submarine. The guy must Dive...Dive ... Dive.
The Bugs Bunny: It's when the guy is on top with the women's legs pinned behind her head.
The British Telecom position: you get SCREWED by them and they never call you back.
The Grenade Position...I'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
The Enron Position...no matter what, you're getting it up the ass.
Totally Screwed - the position you in when your spouse comes in early from work and catches you in a position you can't get out of...
The ever-famous "No, you gotta get your leg up higher...no, not like that, like this...NO it's got to be HIGHER than that. No, like this...oh, yeah that'd work...if you were the one with the vagina...NO, would you listen to me? HIGHER! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH? You know what? Never mind...I don't even wanna do it anymore. No, I won't give you head. No, we can't try again...Yeah, that's right. I am gonna use my vibrator... Well, I wouldn't have to if you could get your leg up! GAWD!"
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| August 21, 2008, 22:39 |
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Besides Chocolate and Oysters, here's a few more Aphrodisiacs for Love Potions:
Rhino Horn, Spanish Fly, Yohimbe, Tribulus and Maca, Ginseng, Toad Secretions, Nutmeg, Deer Antler, and Pumpkin Seeds.
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