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anther tasteless joke...
Don't just look, read below!!!
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>A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the
>beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at
>the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor
>was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing;
>she would approach people who were sitting on the
>beach, glance around furtively,then speak to them.
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>Generally, the people would respond negatively and she
>would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod
>and there would be a quick exchange of money and
>something she carried in her bag.
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>The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and
>debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know
>for sure, they just continued to watch her.
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>After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have
>you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with
>boom boxes and other electronic devices?'
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>He hadn't -- and said so.
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>Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and
>our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can
>find out what she's really doing.'
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>Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife
>was almost hopping up & down with anticipation when
>she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.
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>The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at
>the road.
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>'Well, Is she selling drugs?' she asked excitedly.
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>'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more
>than he should have.
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>'Well, what is it then? What does she do ?' his wife
>fairly shrieked.
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>The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery
>salesperson.'
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>'Batteries?' cried the wife.
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>'Yes ...' he replied -
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>OOOOH - You're gonna dislike me for this - but it will
>make your day !!!
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>She sells C cells by the seashore 
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