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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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funnest thing
this has probably been done before but what is the funnest thing that has happend to you or the person you were with at the time while you were having sex.
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| May 26, 2008, 06:35 |
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Re: funnest thing
I was having sex once on two single beds pushed together. She was sat on top of me... both getting quite frantic when the beds moved apart and I disappeared in between em.
She was ok... as she had one leg on either bed, but she did think I was a magician. 'I will now vanish... right before your eyes'.
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| May 26, 2008, 06:41 |
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Re: funnest thing
well...I've told the whole story before so I'll just do a brief summary now...squirting orgasm that hit my husband right in the eye...okay, I laughed, he didn't.
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| May 26, 2008, 07:00 |
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Re: funnest thing
Hubby calls them "tootie poots". When we have had a great session and he pulls out I sometimes expel air that sounds like a fart. 
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| May 26, 2008, 10:22 |
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Re: funnest thing
I've farted during sex and it was the first time sleeping with the guy, to make it worse, i just couldn't stop laughing and we had to stop!!!
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| May 26, 2008, 14:22 |
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Re: funnest thing
hearing the door trying to open, & discovering that our little girl (she's 7 now) could get outta her crib and crawl down the hall to our bedroom...  
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| May 26, 2008, 17:22 |
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AmberZed
56 / female
South of that..., Georgia, US
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Re: funnest thing
"Are you sure your son won't wake up?"
"Yeah, I'm sure, he sleeps like a log."
"Then why did the hallway light just go on???"
oops! LOL
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| June 1, 2008, 05:46 |
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Re: Re: funnest thing
QUOTE (AmberZed @ June 1, 2008, 05:46)"Are you sure your son won't wake up?"
"Yeah, I'm sure, he sleeps like a log."
"Then why did the hallway light just go on???"
oops! LOL
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| June 1, 2008, 06:49 |
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Re: funnest thing
When the bedroom becomes silent and queefing begins. (that soft hissing sound)
tica... 
xox
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| June 1, 2008, 07:01 |
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Re: funnest thing
It was an Sunday afternoon delight, thinking the door to the bedroom was locked, well... I thought it was. Here I am in the moment, in a straddled position... AND all of a sudden the door comes flying open, and my son asks me.... "Mommy, I want a hot dog for lunch".
tica...
xox
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| June 1, 2008, 08:38 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: funnest thing
QUOTE (ticaD @ June 1, 2008, 08:38)It was an Sunday afternoon delight, thinking the door to the bedroom was locked, well... I thought it was. Here I am in the moment, in a straddled position... AND all of a sudden the door comes flying open, and my son asks me.... "Mommy, I want a hot dog for lunch".
tica...
xox
what did you say, wait till i have finished with my one
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| June 1, 2008, 12:33 |
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prettyplze1
54 / female
Licking pussyville Essex, England, UK
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Re: funnest thing
When i was staying with my gran, she came into my room and asked what that noise was?? We both looked around for a few minutes wondering what it was. Then i realised what it was, i told my gran it sounded like it was coming from the other room. When she left, i opened my drawer and took the batteries out of my rapent rabbit!!!
My gran came back in and said, "Oh, it's stopped!!!".
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| June 1, 2008, 12:41 |
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| June 1, 2008, 12:42 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male
aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Re: funnest thing
QUOTE (prettyplze1 @ June 1, 2008, 12:41)
LOL
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| June 1, 2008, 13:56 |
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Re: funnest thing
having sex on a waterbed...only to realize that the "wet spot" was actually coming from a hole in the bed...
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| June 2, 2008, 00:06 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: funnest thing
one night right after having sex with my first wife, my volunteer rescue pager went off, i jumped up naked and was putting my clothes on hurriedly, when my wife started giggling. i said"whats so damn funny babe?" she choked out " your underwear is on backwards and when you bent over it looked like you were taking pictures"! i laughed so hard and long that i missed the rescue call............... 
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| June 3, 2008, 09:18 |
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