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Liberalwife
47 / female north, England, UK
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Women Superiority
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like complete idiots in women's clothes.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxi's stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass ceiling.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
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Guys, We love you really!!
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May 24, 2008, 17:33 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: Women Superiority
Yea, we can tell.
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May 24, 2008, 18:49 |
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Re: Women Superiority
tica...
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May 25, 2008, 07:26 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: Women Superiority
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May 25, 2008, 07:38 |
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looking4roleplay
41 / male Sydney, New South Wales, Australia
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Re: Women Superiority
Punished!
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May 25, 2008, 09:17 |
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