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ILLEGAL FILE SHARING
i see you looking at my HARDDRIVE, baby,you want some of this? you wanna EXCHANGE FILES with me?
because i've been JACKING ONTO THE INTERNET for a mighty long time,and i've got a very, big, COLLECTION OF MP3S.
don't look at me like i'm a TROJAN HORSE trying to HACK my way into your back door. i ain't gonna RAM my SPAM into your MAINFRAME!
and you don't have to worry about catching nothing, baby,i use VIRUS PROTECTION!
and i ain't gonna bring over no FLOPPY DISC, neither, i've got nothing but FIRMWARE on my HARDWARE, baby.
how big is it? ONE TERRABYTE, baby, EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE. gonna make it an INTERNAL HARD DRIVE.
oh, you're fingering your MOUSE BUTTON just thinking about it, aren't you? don't think you can handle all this BANDWIDTH? that's okay, you'll still MEGABYTE your lip as i slip the MALE END of my THUMB DRIVE dongle into the FEMALE END of your USB PORT, and i'll DOWNLOAD all over your LAPTOP.
oh, you wanna do this on your DESKTOP? well, let's layout
a SPREADSHEET so we don't get DATA all over everything.
what i got will fill your MYSPACE. oh, you want it all
over your FACEBOOK, too, well, i can shoot it right into
your IPOD! i aim to please. i'll GOOGLE you till you
scream YAHOO like a AMAZON!
OMFG! MEGAHERTZ so good!
i give you all 17-INCHES of my MAC BOOK PRO! and it
might take all night long, baby, take a look at my
ITUNES, it'll tell you how long i can go... 97 days...
without a single repeat.
oh don't FREEZE up on me, baby... whatchoo mean FATAL
ERROR? why you giving me that BLUE SCREEN? that what i
get trying to connect with a PC!
i'ma tuck you into BETA and let you CRASH for the night
and maybe we'll RESTART this in the morning.
in the meantime, i'll be sure to leave some COOKIES on
your BROWSER. no hard feelings. 
(thought you'd enjoy this and how it was structured, lol)
tica... 
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| May 23, 2008, 18:10 |
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