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But... Momma, Momma, I want one
A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male.
"What is that?"asked the child pointing to the penis.
"Nothing,nothing at all,Cherie," replied the mother.
"I want one," said the child. The mother tried to focus her daughter's attention on a more suitable subject, but the little girl persisted.
"I want one just like that," she kept repeating.
At last the mother said,"If you are a good girl and stop thinking about it now, when you grow up, you will have one."
"And if I'm bad?" asked the little one.
"Then," sighed the mother, "You will have many."
tica... 
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| May 22, 2008, 10:33 |
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Re: But... Momma, Momma, I want one
QUOTE (ticaD @ May 22, 2008, 10:33)A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male.
"What is that?"asked the child pointing to the penis.
"Nothing,nothing at all,Cherie," replied the mother.
"I want one," said the child. The mother tried to focus her daughter's attention on a more suitable subject, but the little girl persisted.
"I want one just like that," she kept repeating.
At last the mother said,"If you are a good girl and stop thinking about it now, when you grow up, you will have one."
"And if I'm bad?" asked the little one.
"Then," sighed the mother, "You will have many."
tica...
(laughing) Now you KNOW I have to ask, are you good or are you bad?
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Re: Re: But... Momma, Momma, I want one
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 22, 2008, 11:01) QUOTE (ticaD @ May 22, 2008, 10:33)A Frenchwoman took her little daughter to the Louvre where they saw a statue of a nude male.
"What is that?"asked the child pointing to the penis.
"Nothing,nothing at all,Cherie," replied the mother.
"I want one," said the child. The mother tried to focus her daughter's attention on a more suitable subject, but the little girl persisted.
"I want one just like that," she kept repeating.
At last the mother said,"If you are a good girl and stop thinking about it now, when you grow up, you will have one."
"And if I'm bad?" asked the little one.
"Then," sighed the mother, "You will have many."
tica...
(laughing) Now you KNOW I have to ask, are you good or are you bad?
I'm a very BAAAAAAAAAD girl, behind my Red Room doors!  
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rosiecheeks
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Minneapolis -St.Paul, Minnesota, US
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Re: But... Momma, Momma, I want one
Heard a different version in a song, little girl to little boy after little boy brags about what he has and little girl goes home crying to her mother and then returns with her mother's response: "With what I got here, I can get one of those any time."  
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