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"How dare You"
A couple traveling cross country decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and heads for the closest stool at the counter.
As he lifts his leg over the stool, he cuts one of the loudest farts ever heard by a human. The tourist jumps up and yells, 'Sir, how dare you fart before my wife!'
The cowboy stopped, tipped his hat politely and says, 'I'm awful sorry ma'am... I didn't know we was a takin' turns.'
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May 16, 2008, 22:20 |
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slowpoke2
52 / male aberdeen, Scotland, UK
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Re: "How dare You"
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May 16, 2008, 23:05 |
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Re: "How dare You"
Ladies first....
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May 18, 2008, 00:44 |
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