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I'm stumped...
I dunno....what's the deal with Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's couch being such a big ass deal? I didn't see it, but geez, been hearing about it for what...a year..or two?
The man has such a controversial life, controversial beliefs so I'm just kinda stumped as to why his jumping on a couch is so freakin' news worthy?
So....that's what has got me stumped today...anything got you scratchin' your head lately?
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| May 5, 2008, 16:57 |
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Re: I'm stumped...
Im stumped as to why I'm scratchin where I'm scratchin.
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| May 5, 2008, 18:55 |
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Re: Re: I'm stumped...
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 18:55)Im stumped as to why I'm scratchin where I'm scratchin.
Well, if your scratchin' where I think you're scratchin' I'm stumped why you haven't seen a doctor about that before we all start callin' you Stumpy! 
Get a clean bill of health for that itch and then come over and jump on my couch...
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| May 5, 2008, 19:08 |
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Re: Re: Re: I'm stumped...
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 5, 2008, 19:08) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 18:55)Im stumped as to why I'm scratchin where I'm scratchin.
Well, if your scratchin' where I think you're scratchin' I'm stumped why you haven't seen a doctor about that before we all start callin' you Stumpy!
Get a clean bill of health for that itch and then come over and jump on my couch...
I figured it out. Hadda skeeter on my peter. No wonder its bigger than normal.
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| May 5, 2008, 19:14 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm stumped...
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 19:14) QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 5, 2008, 19:08) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 18:55)Im stumped as to why I'm scratchin where I'm scratchin.
Well, if your scratchin' where I think you're scratchin' I'm stumped why you haven't seen a doctor about that before we all start callin' you Stumpy!
Get a clean bill of health for that itch and then come over and jump on my couch...
I figured it out. Hadda skeeter on my peter. No wonder its bigger than normal.
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| May 5, 2008, 19:16 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm stumped...
QUOTE (ticaD @ May 5, 2008, 19:16) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 19:14) QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 5, 2008, 19:08) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 18:55)Im stumped as to why I'm scratchin where I'm scratchin.
Well, if your scratchin' where I think you're scratchin' I'm stumped why you haven't seen a doctor about that before we all start callin' you Stumpy!
Get a clean bill of health for that itch and then come over and jump on my couch...
I figured it out. Hadda skeeter on my peter. No wonder its bigger than normal.
Actually, the benzocane provides quite a unique sensation.
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| May 5, 2008, 19:32 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm stumped...
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 19:32) QUOTE (ticaD @ May 5, 2008, 19:16) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 19:14) QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 5, 2008, 19:08) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 18:55)Im stumped as to why I'm scratchin where I'm scratchin.
Well, if your scratchin' where I think you're scratchin' I'm stumped why you haven't seen a doctor about that before we all start callin' you Stumpy!
Get a clean bill of health for that itch and then come over and jump on my couch...
I figured it out. Hadda skeeter on my peter. No wonder its bigger than normal.
Actually, the benzocane provides quite a unique sensation.
Amongst the topical sensation of the intense heat rising, something else rises too! Kissing  the skeeter bite would also help, huh? 
tica... 
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| May 5, 2008, 19:43 |
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QUOTE (ticaD @ May 5, 2008, 19:43) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 19:32) QUOTE (ticaD @ May 5, 2008, 19:16) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 19:14) QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 5, 2008, 19:08) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 18:55)Im stumped as to why I'm scratchin where I'm scratchin.
Well, if your scratchin' where I think you're scratchin' I'm stumped why you haven't seen a doctor about that before we all start callin' you Stumpy!
Get a clean bill of health for that itch and then come over and jump on my couch...
I figured it out. Hadda skeeter on my peter. No wonder its bigger than normal.
Actually, the benzocane provides quite a unique sensation.
Amongst the topical sensation of the intense heat rising, something else rises too! Kissing the skeeter bite would also help, huh?
tica...
It might, but I dont bend that way.
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| May 5, 2008, 19:49 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm stumped...
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 19:49) QUOTE (ticaD @ May 5, 2008, 19:43) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 19:32) QUOTE (ticaD @ May 5, 2008, 19:16) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 19:14) QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 5, 2008, 19:08) QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 18:55)Im stumped as to why I'm scratchin where I'm scratchin.
Well, if your scratchin' where I think you're scratchin' I'm stumped why you haven't seen a doctor about that before we all start callin' you Stumpy!
Get a clean bill of health for that itch and then come over and jump on my couch...
I figured it out. Hadda skeeter on my peter. No wonder its bigger than normal.
Actually, the benzocane provides quite a unique sensation.
Amongst the topical sensation of the intense heat rising, something else rises too! Kissing the skeeter bite would also help, huh?
tica...
It might, but I dont bend that way.
You mean your stump doesn't bend that way? (jkn' with ya)
tica...
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| May 5, 2008, 20:05 |
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Re: I'm stumped...
You mean your stump doesn't bend that way? (jkn' with ya)
tica...
Well, bending sounds painful, but It does toggle. Makes jkn' with ya alot easier!
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| May 5, 2008, 20:18 |
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Re: I'm stumped...
Welllll, happy to hear it's only a skeeter bite....no one has ever needed a stumpedictomy from a skeeter bite...
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| May 5, 2008, 20:20 |
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Re: Re: I'm stumped...
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 5, 2008, 20:20)Welllll, happy to hear it's only a skeeter bite....no one has ever needed a stumpedictomy from a skeeter bite...
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| May 5, 2008, 20:21 |
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Re: Re: Re: I'm stumped...
QUOTE (ticaD @ May 5, 2008, 20:21) QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 5, 2008, 20:20)Welllll, happy to hear it's only a skeeter bite....no one has ever needed a stumpedictomy from a skeeter bite...
Got bad news. I did go to the Doctor and I DID need a stumedictomy. Now the stump turned into a stub. Im gonna miss that little guy. Chazzy and Tica could have both had an inch.
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| May 5, 2008, 20:26 |
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Re: I'm stumped...
Can I help you choose your prosthetic?
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| May 5, 2008, 20:29 |
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I'm stumped...
QUOTE (freensleazy @ May 5, 2008, 20:26) QUOTE (ticaD @ May 5, 2008, 20:21) QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 5, 2008, 20:20)Welllll, happy to hear it's only a skeeter bite....no one has ever needed a stumpedictomy from a skeeter bite...
Got bad news. I did go to the Doctor and I DID need a stumedictomy. Now the stump turned into a stub. Im gonna miss that little guy. Chazzy and Tica could have both had an inch.
Free... I'm sure if we all played naked twister with you, and the popsicles Chazzy doesn't want, your stub would grow back, like a salamander's. Plus I am pretty sure it wouldn't just be a stump anymore either.
tica...
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| May 5, 2008, 20:33 |
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 5, 2008, 20:29)Can I help you choose your prosthetic?
Please, as long as its bigger than my little finger. Im pissed because its not covered by insurance. They call it cosmetic surgery, so Im applying for a government grant under the public improvement catagory.
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| May 5, 2008, 20:35 |
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Re: I'm stumped...
How did you get a skeeter on your peter???  Are you running around outdoors naked?? Sounds like fun to me but maybe you should use some repellant!! 
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| May 6, 2008, 08:36 |
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Re: Re: I'm stumped...
QUOTE (irishwoman @ May 6, 2008, 08:36)How did you get a skeeter on your peter??? Are you running around outdoors naked?? Sounds like fun to me but maybe you should use some repellant!!
I was just hanging out when it happened.
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