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stevanos
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A place in Bendover, British Columbia, Canada
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Who's got time these days??
Have you ever asked yourself...'there's got to be an easier way or a faster way to do this' and 'I wish somebody would invent something that would make it easier,faster and just as enjoyable?
Well mine is this...Eating...yes eating. I have often said to myself 'this is a waste of time'. So my invention is the pill that will cut the time to about nothing. It will still send all the correct sensations to your brain making you feel satisfied. So if you're hungry for a prime rib dinner...no problem. No fat, no calories and full of all your daily vitamins. Of course if you still want to have the real thing you can do that too. Except I don't know what to call it...can you help me?   
So what do you wish to be made easier or faster? I'm working on one now for Faster, More Satisfying and More Enjoyable Sex! You don't even have to have a partner. You can actually take it while sitting at your desk. Hmmm... I think I'll call this one the Quick and Easy Pill  Holy cow there's a line up outside my door! I'd be one rich dude 
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| May 1, 2008, 16:13 |
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Re: Who's got time these days??
There's one thing that I'd love to see...dog food cans with a scratch and sniff patch...I've got an old dog that is finicky but because of his age and health, I can't just go with the ole "He'll eat when he gets hungry enough" but I'm tired of the expense and time opening cans of food till he finds one he feels like eating. I'd love to just set his favorite varieties on the floor and let him tell me which one to open!
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| May 1, 2008, 17:57 |
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stevanos
65 / male
A place in Bendover, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Who's got time these days??
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 1, 2008, 17:57)There's one thing that I'd love to see...dog food cans with a scratch and sniff patch...I've got an old dog that is finicky but because of his age and health, I can't just go with the ole "He'll eat when he gets hungry enough" but I'm tired of the expense and time opening cans of food till he finds one he feels like eating. I'd love to just set his favorite varieties on the floor and let him tell me which one to open!
That's a good one Chazzy and funny too 
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| May 1, 2008, 18:25 |
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Re: Who's got time these days??
I'd pay more for those dog food cans...I'd be saving in the long run by not having 3 or more cans open that I end up throwing away!
I'd be happy with a scratch and sniff card pack inside every bulk variety pack...just anything I can put in front of him and just get a hint!
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| May 1, 2008, 18:28 |
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stevanos
65 / male
A place in Bendover, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Who's got time these days??
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 1, 2008, 18:28)I'd pay more for those dog food cans...I'd be saving in the long run by not having 3 or more cans open that I end up throwing away!
I'd be happy with a scratch and sniff card pack inside every bulk variety pack...just anything I can put in front of him and just get a hint!
Did mommy spoil him? 
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| May 1, 2008, 18:34 |
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Re: Who's got time these days??
He's just old, 17 years old, and doesn't have the healthy appetite he once had, it's hard to get him to eat when he isn't feeling well...and yep, a little spoiled too...
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| May 1, 2008, 18:35 |
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stevanos
65 / male
A place in Bendover, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Who's got time these days??
QUOTE (Chazzy @ May 1, 2008, 18:35)He's just old, 17 years old, and doesn't have the healthy appetite he once had, it's hard to get him to eat when he isn't feeling well...and yep, a little spoiled too...
Maybe I can invent a dog food pill for him...I'll call it Easy Rover. 
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| May 1, 2008, 18:40 |
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Re: Who's got time these days??
Well, I suppose maybe those would be some good ideas on a day when you are really rushed but I enjoy eating to much to just take a pill and I'm not so sure a pill would suffice for my sexual appetite either. LOL 
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| May 1, 2008, 18:57 |
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Re: Who's got time these days??
QUOTE (stevanos @ May 1, 2008, 16:13)Have you ever asked yourself...'there's got to be an easier way or a faster way to do this' and 'I wish somebody would invent something that would make it easier,faster and just as enjoyable?
Well mine is this...Eating...yes eating. I have often said to myself 'this is a waste of time'. So my invention is the pill that will cut the time to about nothing. It will still send all the correct sensations to your brain making you feel satisfied. So if you're hungry for a prime rib dinner...no problem. No fat, no calories and full of all your daily vitamins. Of course if you still want to have the real thing you can do that too. Except I don't know what to call it...can you help me?
So what do you wish to be made easier or faster? I'm working on one now for Faster, More Satisfying and More Enjoyable Sex! You don't even have to have a partner. You can actually take it while sitting at your desk. Hmmm... I think I'll call this one the Quick and Easy Pill Holy cow there's a line up outside my door! I'd be one rich dude
Thought those are called "diet pills"
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| May 2, 2008, 13:46 |
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stevanos
65 / male
A place in Bendover, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Re: Who's got time these days??
QUOTE (JCSOS @ May 2, 2008, 13:46) QUOTE (stevanos @ May 1, 2008, 16:13)Have you ever asked yourself...'there's got to be an easier way or a faster way to do this' and 'I wish somebody would invent something that would make it easier,faster and just as enjoyable?
Well mine is this...Eating...yes eating. I have often said to myself 'this is a waste of time'. So my invention is the pill that will cut the time to about nothing. It will still send all the correct sensations to your brain making you feel satisfied. So if you're hungry for a prime rib dinner...no problem. No fat, no calories and full of all your daily vitamins. Of course if you still want to have the real thing you can do that too. Except I don't know what to call it...can you help me?
So what do you wish to be made easier or faster? I'm working on one now for Faster, More Satisfying and More Enjoyable Sex! You don't even have to have a partner. You can actually take it while sitting at your desk. Hmmm... I think I'll call this one the Quick and Easy Pill Holy cow there's a line up outside my door! I'd be one rich dude
Thought those are called "diet pills"
Geez JCSOS I never thought of that...I guess they could be
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| May 2, 2008, 14:40 |
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Re: Re: Who's got time these days??
QUOTE (JCSOS @ May 2, 2008, 13:46) QUOTE (stevanos @ May 1, 2008, 16:13)Have you ever asked yourself...'there's got to be an easier way or a faster way to do this' and 'I wish somebody would invent something that would make it easier,faster and just as enjoyable?
Well mine is this...Eating...yes eating. I have often said to myself 'this is a waste of time'. So my invention is the pill that will cut the time to about nothing. It will still send all the correct sensations to your brain making you feel satisfied. So if you're hungry for a prime rib dinner...no problem. No fat, no calories and full of all your daily vitamins. Of course if you still want to have the real thing you can do that too. Except I don't know what to call it...can you help me?
So what do you wish to be made easier or faster? I'm working on one now for Faster, More Satisfying and More Enjoyable Sex! You don't even have to have a partner. You can actually take it while sitting at your desk. Hmmm... I think I'll call this one the Quick and Easy Pill Holy cow there's a line up outside my door! I'd be one rich dude
Thought those are called "diet pills"
lmao. ouch.
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| May 2, 2008, 17:08 |
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Re: Who's got time these days??
Fast sex without a partner? Don't see much fun in that. 
Besides, I'm not even lazy enough for that.
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| May 3, 2008, 08:29 |
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stevanos
65 / male
A place in Bendover, British Columbia, Canada
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Re: Who's got time these days??
lmao Hey I said you get all the same sensations and fully satisfied 
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| May 3, 2008, 15:24 |
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