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WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN
"It's a really good movie."
Really means....
"It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women ."
"We're going to be late."
Really means....
"Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"You look terrific."
Really means....
"Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means....
"The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"I was listening to you. It's just that I have things
on my mind."
Really means....
"I was wondering if that redhead over there is
wearing a bra."
"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means....
"I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it
could be worse."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means....
"I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to
death before I admit I'm hurt."
"I can't find it."
Really means....
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
Really means....
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of
the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle
Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned,
but I forgot your birthday."
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