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Skinny Dipping
An elderly man in Texas had owned a large farm for several years. He
> had a
> beautiful large pond at the back of the property next to the road, and
> he'd fixed it up real nice with picnic tables, horseshoe pits, and
> he'd planted some nice flowers and fruit trees next to the pond.
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond to look it
> over,
> as he hadn't been down there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon
> bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
> splashing and female voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he
> came closer he saw that 5 young women had parked their car at the side
> of the road, climbed the fence and were skinny-dipping in his pond. He
> made the women aware of his presence and they all went hurriedly splashing to the deep end.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, 'We're naked and we're not coming out
> until you leave!'
>
> The old man frowned and yelled back, 'I didn't come down here to watch
> you
> ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond.' Holding the bucket
> up he said, 'I'm just here to feed the alligator.'
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