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The Pastors Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he
entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of pub licity
that he ordered the
pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP
SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
pastor to get
rid of the donkey.
The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline
the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The bishop fainted.
He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
the donkey, so
she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could
run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS
IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about
public opinion can bring you much grief and misery . .
even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about
everyone else's ass and you'll be a lot happier and
live longer!
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