wandering5tar
54 / male
London, England, UK
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Careful What You Wish For...
A handsome man walked into a bar with a brightly coloured parrot on his shoulder and a cat following behind him. He says to the barman, "Gimme a beer, a whisky for the parrot and glass of wine for the cat". The cat looks up and says, "I'm not paying" and the brightly coloured parrot hands over the necessary cash.
The barman pours the drinks and the strange threesome sit at the bar and enjoy them. When they've finished the handsome man calls the barman over and orders another three drinks. The cat again says, "I'm not paying" and the brightly coloured parrot hands over the necessary cash. The drinks come and again they sit quietly at the bar and finish them. The same pattern continues all night with the handsome man ordering the drinks, the cat saying "I'm not paying" and the brightly coloured parrot handing over the cash.
Towards the end of the night the barman decides to find out what's behind this strange behaviour and asks the handsome man how he came by his two companions. The handsome man replied, "I was walking along the beach and I found a strange glass bottle. When I pulled the stopper out, a genie materialised and said I could have three wishes. My first wish was to be made really handsome". The barman nods and asks what his second was. "I asked for a wallet that was always full of money". The barman nods again, realising that that must be where the brightly coloured parrot was getting the money. Thinking about the brightly coloured parrot and the cat that keeps saying "I'm not paying", the barman asks about the third wish.
"Well", says the handsome man, "I asked for a pretty bird with a tight pussy ".
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