alvinc
72 / male
conroe, Texas, US
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Carnation Milk
One day while the school teacher was teaching the class about poems she assigned them a homework project. The class was to write a short poem about Carnation Milk.
The next day when school began she asked if they had any poems ready to read to the class. The smartest and most polite little boy raised his hand and said he was ready to read his poem. So he walked to the front of the class and began his poem like this
Carnation, Carnation the best milk in the land,
I like it because it comes in a little red can.
Well the dumb farm boy wasn't going to be outdone by some little sissy city boy so he raised his hand and announced he was also ready to read his poem to the class. His poem was written like this;
Carnation, Carnation the best milk in the land,
No Tits to pull, No hay to pitch,
Just poke a hole in the little red son of a bitch
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