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alvinc
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conroe, Texas, US
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Dim Dam Piss Ants
Little Johnny was sitting beside the road next to an old tree stump. Every now and then he would take his thumb and smash an ant as it crawled across the stump, And saying out loud Dim Dam Piss Ants. Just as the preacher was walking by he overheard the young boy's comments. The preacher stopped and kindly asked the young man what was going on? I'm trying to kill all Dim Dam Piss Ants. The preacher looked at the boy and politely told him that those ants were some of Gods creatures and that all of Gods creatures had a purpose for being on earth. Johnny looked at the preacher and flatly stated not Dim Damn Piss Ants. The preacher kinda smiled and asked the young man , well I suppose you might be right but I'm not all that sure about your thinking. I am willing to make a little wager with you if you would like. You will have to come to church every Sunday for 6 months if you can name me 3 things that God has created that serves no purpose. The boy thought for a few minutes and then answered the preacher with his reasoning. Well preacher I guess about the only things I can think of right now that God created that serves no purpose would be "Tits on a Nun, Balls on a Priest, and Dim Damn Piss Ants.
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| February 9, 2008, 03:48 |
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