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Too cute to pass up!!! :o)
Retarded Grandparents
Even if you're not a grandparent yet, you might enjoy this.
A teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their vacation. One child wrote the following:
We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa.
They used to live here in a big, brick house, but Grandpa got retarded so they moved to California and live in Palm Springs with a lot of other retarded people. They live in condo-minimum and have rocks painted green to look like grass.
They ride around on big tricycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore. They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all right now. They play games and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well.
There is a swimming pool too, but they all jump up and down in it with their hats on. I guess they don't know how to swim. At their gate there is a dollhouse with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out. Then they go cruising in their golf carts. My grandma used to bake cookies and stuff, but I guess she forgot how. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And they eat the same thing every night: Early Birds.
Some of the people can't get past the man in the dollhouse to go out, so the ones who get out bring food back to the wrecked center and call it pot luck. My Grandma says Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded one day, too.
When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house.
  
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| November 24, 2004, 05:10 |
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Re: Too cute to pass up!!! :o)
Even before I read the post I just knew it was from you. Cause your too cute to pass up! 
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| November 24, 2004, 12:44 |
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Re: Too cute to pass up!!! :o)
retardment,,,know the feeling well,,,, 
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| November 24, 2004, 13:48 |
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Re: Re: Too cute to pass up!!! :o)
QUOTE (DEye @ November 24, 2004, 12:44)Even before I read the post I just knew it was from you. Cause your too cute to pass up!
i think this is the first time i read something from DEye without even a hint of sarcasm!? is this a new and improved DEye???
i must admit you chose one hell of a time and place (and girl) for it man.... bravo!! 
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| November 30, 2004, 19:24 |
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Re: Too cute to pass up!!! :o)
is this the new BCB also? kind, no sass, no teasing, compliments for all? oh my.
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| December 6, 2004, 12:46 |
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