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2008 Tax Code
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is the male penis.
This is due to the fact that 69% of the time it is hanging around
unemployed, 10% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is
pissed off and 1% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has
two dependents and they are both nuts!
HOWEVER, effective January 1st, 2008, the penis will now be taxed
according to size:
The brackets are as follows:
10 - 12" Luxury Tax $300.00
8 - 10" Pole Tax $250.00
5 - 8" Privilege Tax $150.00
3 - 5" Nuisance Tax $30.00
Males exceeding 12" must file capital gains.
Anyone under 4" is eligible for a tax refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION
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| January 27, 2008, 18:28 |
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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: 2008 Tax Code
 and at such an appropriate time!
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| January 27, 2008, 19:01 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: 2008 Tax Code
well, at least this isnt the first time i have been called a nuisance.......lol 
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| January 28, 2008, 09:43 |
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Re: 2008 Tax Code
well if the 12 inch guy decides to break his cock into sections..4 inches at a time..then his max tax would be $90 not $300 so he would save $210.....
gawd..the wealthy always find the tax loopholes...and believe me..if he has 12 inches..that bad boy is making money!!
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