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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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The Vegas Hooker
A guy goes to Vegas and gambles his first day away. He does really good! So, he decides to hire a hooker. He stops at a street corner and picks up the first hooker he finds, and takes the hooker back to his hotel room. He gets up there, and says, "I want a blow job."
The hooker looks at him and says, "That'll be $350."
The guy is floored. "$350! Why so expensive?!"
The hooker says, "Look out the window into the parking lot. You see that BMW? I paid cash for that because I give the best BJ's in town!"
So the guy pays, and he is not disappointed. The next day he gambles again, and makes even more money. He is so excited that he spends the rest of the afternoon looking for the same hooker.
After locating the hooker, he goes back to the hotel room. "Tonight I want to go Greek," he informs the hooker. The hooker says, "That'll be $800."
The guy is floored again. "$800! Why so expensive?!"
The hooker says, "Look out the window. You see that high rise penthouse? I paid cash for that because I have the best ass in town."
So the guy pays and he is not disappointed. The next day he does really well again at gambling. So he gets the same hooker back in his hotel room. "Tonight, I want straight up sex"
The hooker says, "Look out that window. Do you see that mini-mall?"
The guy says, "Oh, let me guess. You own that too?"
The hooker says, "Nope. But I would if I had a pussy."
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| January 21, 2008, 03:25 |
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Re: The Vegas Hooker
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ January 21, 2008, 03:25)A guy goes to Vegas and gambles his first day away. He does really good! So, he decides to hire a hooker. He stops at a street corner and picks up the first hooker he finds, and takes the hooker back to his hotel room. He gets up there, and says, "I want a blow job."
The hooker looks at him and says, "That'll be $350."
The guy is floored. "$350! Why so expensive?!"
The hooker says, "Look out the window into the parking lot. You see that BMW? I paid cash for that because I give the best BJ's in town!"
So the guy pays, and he is not disappointed. The next day he gambles again, and makes even more money. He is so excited that he spends the rest of the afternoon looking for the same hooker.
After locating the hooker, he goes back to the hotel room. "Tonight I want to go Greek," he informs the hooker. The hooker says, "That'll be $800."
The guy is floored again. "$800! Why so expensive?!"
The hooker says, "Look out the window. You see that high rise penthouse? I paid cash for that because I have the best ass in town."
So the guy pays and he is not disappointed. The next day he does really well again at gambling. So he gets the same hooker back in his hotel room. "Tonight, I want straight up sex"
The hooker says, "Look out that window. Do you see that mini-mall?"
The guy says, "Oh, let me guess. You own that too?"
The hooker says, "Nope. But I would if I had a pussy."
:D I like it!!
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| January 21, 2008, 04:21 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: The Vegas Hooker
I had to google 'go greek'... 
How naive am I? 
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| January 21, 2008, 04:38 |
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Re: The Vegas Hooker
got me on that one Lib....hahahaha....good one...funny haahahahaa! 
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| January 21, 2008, 15:31 |
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wandering5tar
54 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: The Vegas Hooker
I laughed 'til the tears ran down the inside of my trouser leg...
P.S. Is "Go Greek" something to do with kebabs?
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| January 21, 2008, 17:18 |
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PeterPan73
51 / male
In a Galaxy, far, far away..., Greece
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Re: Re: The Vegas Hooker
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ January 21, 2008, 04:38)I had to google 'go greek'...
How naive am I?
"Go Greek"??? LOL!!!!!!!!
Even us Greeks don't use that expression!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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| January 22, 2008, 01:57 |
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pepper
56 / female
daytona, Florida, US
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Re: Re: The Vegas Hooker
QUOTE (wandering5tar @ January 21, 2008, 17:18)I laughed 'til the tears ran down the inside of my trouser leg...
P.S. Is "Go Greek" something to do with kebabs?
It has to do with poking, lol, but not through meat or vegetables....
* I once had to look it up, too*
  
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| January 22, 2008, 08:14 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: The Vegas Hooker
URBAN DICTIONARY:
To "go greek" is to be a willing recipient of anal sex ; this phrase usually refers to the first time this occurs, but can be applied to a veteran too. The 'g' in greek can be capitalized, but it doesn't change the meaning. This slang originates on the US east coast, but hilarious misuse of it pops up at universities all over the country during fraternity and sorority rush weeks, since a lot of them make signs and banners saying 'go greek'.
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So, now y'all know!
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| January 22, 2008, 09:02 |
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wandering5tar
54 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: The Vegas Hooker
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ January 22, 2008, 09:02)URBAN DICTIONARY:
To "go greek" is to be a willing recipient of anal sex ; this phrase usually refers to the first time this occurs, but can be applied to a veteran too. The 'g' in greek can be capitalized, but it doesn't change the meaning. This slang originates on the US east coast, but hilarious misuse of it pops up at universities all over the country during fraternity and sorority rush weeks, since a lot of them make signs and banners saying 'go greek'.
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So, now y'all know!
Ahh - those were the days...
Student life, that is. Not ancient Greece, cos I wasn't around then; quite.
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