wandering5tar
54 / male
London, England, UK
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M.A.S.H. Treatment
A General is visiting a Military Hospital and visits the GIs on the ward to improve moral. He approaches the first bed.
General: Morning, Soldier
GI 1 : Morning, Sah
General: What are you in for, Soldier?
GI 1 : Chronic case of piles, Sah
General: What treatment are you getting, Soldier?
GI 1 : 15 minutes each day with the wire brush, Sah
General: And what's your ambition, Soldier?
GI 1 : Get back to front, Sah
General: Good man - carry one.
The General approaches the second bed.
General: Morning, Soldier
GI 2 : Morning, Sah
General: What are you in for, Soldier?
GI 2 : Chronic case of gonorrhea, Sah
General: What treatment are you getting, Soldier?
GI 2 : 15 minutes each day with the wire brush, Sah
General: And what's your ambition, Soldier?
GI 2 : Get back to front, Sah
General: Good man - carry one.
The General approaches the third bed.
General: Morning, Soldier
GI 3 : Morning, Sah
General: What are you in for, Soldier?
GI 3 : Chronic case of gum disease, Sah
General: What treatment are you getting, Soldier?
GI 3 : 15 minutes each day with the wire brush, Sah
General: And what's your ambition, Soldier?
GI 3 : Get the wire brush before the other two, Sah
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