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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Womens English
No" = Yes
"Maybe" = No
"I'm sorry" = You'll be sorry
"We need" = I want
"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now
"Sure... go ahead" = I don't want you to
"I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
"We need to talk" = I need to complain
"You're certainly attentive tonight" = Is sex all you ever think about?
"Be romantic, turn out the lights" = I have flabby thighs
"This kitchen is so inconvenient" = I want a new house
"I want new curtains" = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
"I heard a noise" = I noticed you were almost asleep
"Do you love me?" = I'm going to ask for something expensive
"How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're really not going to like
"I'll be ready in a minute" = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
"Is my butt fat?" = Lie to me
"You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me
"Are you listening to me!?" = [Too late, you're dead]
"Do what you want." = You'll pay for this later
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| January 14, 2008, 05:09 |
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Re: Womens English
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| January 14, 2008, 17:18 |
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PeterPan73
51 / male
In a Galaxy, far, far away..., Greece
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Re: Womens English
May I add:
"Dinner's ready!" = The kitchen's a mess and you're cleaning it
"This bathtub is so small" = There's so much water in the bathroom you can go scuba diving
"Yes" = It'll only cost you your credit card
"There's a great movie on TV" = Sex is out of the question for tonight
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| January 21, 2008, 09:26 |
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