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Q: What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ?
A: One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.
Q: What's the difference between a mugger and a peeping Tom?
A: A mugger snatches watches
Q: What is better than winning a medal at the Para-olympics?
A: Having two legs.
Q: What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl?
A: Break her fingers so she can't tell her mum
Q: What do you say to a woman with no arms and no legs?
A: Nice tits !
Q: How do you know when you are getting old?
A: When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q: What do women and prawns have in common?
A: There heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great
Q: When is a pixie not a pixie?
A: When he's got his head up a fairy's skirt, then he's a goblin'.
Q: What's the definition of a Yankee?
A: Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself!!
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?
A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
Q: Why do seagulls have wings?
A: To beat the gypsies to the tip.
Q: What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?
A: Gee, we really DO taste like chicken.
Q: Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts?
A: They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
Q: Why did god invent alcohol?
A: So fat women can get laid too.
Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid last night
Q: How can you tell if a witch is horny?
A: Check out which end of the broomstick she's riding.
Q: What do you get if you cross a pit bull with a hooker?
A: Your last blow job.
Q: What's 100 yards long and smells of piss?
A: The Post Office queue on Thursday mornings
Q: What's green and gets you pissed?
A: A Giro
Q: What have the Gas Board and pelicans got in common?
A: They can both stick their bills up their arse.
Q: Why don't blind people skydive?
A: It scares the sh*t out of the dog.
Q: What have women and condoms got in common?
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
Q: What does Joan Collins put behind her ears to attract men?
A: Her feet.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can get to sleep with a light on.
Q: What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A: Piiig
Q: How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Q: What's got 500 legs and no pubic hair?
A: The front row at a Boyzone concert
Q: What have a fat woman and a moped got in common?
A: They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your mates to see you on either one of them.
Q: What is the definition of confusion?
A: Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
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