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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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The Purina diet
The Purina Diet
I have 2 large dogs, and was buying a large bag of Purina at
Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
The woman behind me asked if I had a dog?
Duh!!?
On impulse, I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
Although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
The last time. But I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive
Care ward with tubes everywhere and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way it
Works is to load your pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
Eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
Complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now
Enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was standing
Behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care
Because the dog food poisoned me?
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt and a
Car hit me.
I thought the guy standing behind her was going to need help
As he staggered to the door laughing.
Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly,
Love deeply, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything
That made you smile.
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| December 26, 2007, 19:28 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: The Purina diet
LMAO 
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| December 26, 2007, 22:13 |
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