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myths or truths
object sex. share with us your stories of the girl down the road.. or pervert neighbor boy.. or naughty little once i tried... american pie stories.
i think everyone heard, when in high school, that some chick in the next town over used a hot dog to masturbate and it broke off and needed to go to the doctor to retrieve the piece.... lol now share your odd stories of heat of the moment objects.
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| December 18, 2007, 21:19 |
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Re: myths or truths
There was a programme here about the 100 greatest sexual injuries... one that sticks in my mind is a guy who had to go into hospital with a mobile phone lodged in his anus.
His story... it was lying on the bathroom floor, and he slipped and fell on it when getting out of the shower 
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| December 18, 2007, 21:24 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: myths or truths
Way back when I was in high school, the story went that one of the local preacher kids got all drunk and the other kids he was with dared him to screw a hole in a telephone pole. They say he had a great time.
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| December 18, 2007, 21:44 |
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wandering5tar
53 / male
London, England, UK
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Re: Re: myths or truths
QUOTE (Hapataria @ December 18, 2007, 21:24)There was a programme here about the 100 greatest sexual injuries... one that sticks in my mind is a guy who had to go into hospital with a mobile phone lodged in his anus.
His story... it was lying on the bathroom floor, and he slipped and fell on it when getting out of the shower
But he didn't want it removed, he just wanted the battery charging...
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| December 19, 2007, 05:47 |
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Liberalwife
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north, England, UK
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Re: Re: myths or truths
QUOTE (Hapataria @ December 18, 2007, 21:24)There was a programme here about the 100 greatest sexual injuries... one that sticks in my mind is a guy who had to go into hospital with a mobile phone lodged in his anus.
His story... it was lying on the bathroom floor, and he slipped and fell on it when getting out of the shower
He won't be the first guy that ended up talking out of his arse, and I doubt very much that he will be the last. 
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| December 19, 2007, 06:39 |
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QUOTE (Liberalwife @ December 19, 2007, 06:39) QUOTE (Hapataria @ December 18, 2007, 21:24)There was a programme here about the 100 greatest sexual injuries... one that sticks in my mind is a guy who had to go into hospital with a mobile phone lodged in his anus.
His story... it was lying on the bathroom floor, and he slipped and fell on it when getting out of the shower
He won't be the first guy that ended up talking out of his arse, and I doubt very much that he will be the last.
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| December 19, 2007, 09:01 |
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Re: myths or truths
there was a rumor of a young lady using a cucumber to pleasure herself...a small piece broke off...unknown to her...and it sprouted leaves from her vagina...like i said...RUMOR 
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| December 19, 2007, 20:46 |
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Re: Re: Re: myths or truths
QUOTE (Liberalwife @ December 19, 2007, 06:39) QUOTE (Hapataria @ December 18, 2007, 21:24)There was a programme here about the 100 greatest sexual injuries... one that sticks in my mind is a guy who had to go into hospital with a mobile phone lodged in his anus.
His story... it was lying on the bathroom floor, and he slipped and fell on it when getting out of the shower
He won't be the first guy that ended up talking out of his arse, and I doubt very much that he will be the last.
i once heard that some brit girls can be sassy... never looked into it for myself though so i have to assume its just myth for now.
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| December 19, 2007, 20:53 |
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when growing up there was this girl down the street who was lets just say "slow"... probably because of her parents very obvious drug habits... and we were about 8-10 and she was late teens at least but anyhow she would constantly play with herself and being mean and cruel like groups of kids tend to be.. we always would dare her to stick things in and she would do it. i feel bad now about all of it but man some of the shit she did was messed up
anything from tree branches to insects to you name it.. i think if she could get it to fit she tried it. poor girl.
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| December 19, 2007, 20:58 |
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Re: myths or truths
There's always some story going around about a girl who forgets she's wearing a tampon, having wild (group) sex and then much later after becoming ill, going to the hospital to have the forgotten tampon removed.
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| December 20, 2007, 10:52 |
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Liberalwife
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Re: Re: Re: Re: myths or truths
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ December 19, 2007, 20:53) QUOTE (Liberalwife @ December 19, 2007, 06:39) QUOTE (Hapataria @ December 18, 2007, 21:24)There was a programme here about the 100 greatest sexual injuries... one that sticks in my mind is a guy who had to go into hospital with a mobile phone lodged in his anus.
His story... it was lying on the bathroom floor, and he slipped and fell on it when getting out of the shower
He won't be the first guy that ended up talking out of his arse, and I doubt very much that he will be the last.
i once heard that some brit girls can be sassy... never looked into it for myself though so i have to assume its just myth for now.
Don't believe all you hear, BCB. Get hard evidence!
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| December 20, 2007, 11:25 |
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funlovingpair
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Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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QUOTE (Chazzy @ December 20, 2007, 10:52)There's always some story going around about a girl who forgets she's wearing a tampon, having wild (group) sex and then much later after becoming ill, going to the hospital to have the forgotten tampon removed.
This is a truth. At a ER room in one of the downtown hospitals, a hooker can in and smelled something awful. The doctors put her on the table and found two used condoms and a old tampon inside of her. She claimed that she didn't even know they were in there.  
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| December 20, 2007, 12:39 |
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Re: myths or truths
I've lived a very sheltered life!
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| December 20, 2007, 18:34 |
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pookhabear
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port st lucie, Florida, US
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I read and heard a story once that a very heavy woman went yo the hospital because she was sooo sick. Ended up she gave birth to a baby and did not know she was pregnant.. Is that in anyway possible. that is one I find hard to believe
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| December 20, 2007, 19:05 |
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Re: myths or truths
I've heard of that too, might be true... I mean these stories have to start somewhere
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| December 20, 2007, 19:12 |
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