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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Diamond bracelet
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful
Diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look
more closely she inadvertently breaks wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't
pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form
of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and
displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady
with, 'Good day,Madam. How may we help you today?'
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have
been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what
is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going
to shit when I tell you the price.
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| December 17, 2007, 11:38 |
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Re: Diamond bracelet
LOL!Always with the good jokes Pook!
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| December 18, 2007, 04:05 |
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dave2big
81 / male
somewhere, Nebraska, US
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Re: Diamond bracelet
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| December 18, 2007, 07:39 |
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