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40something
57 / female
In the Sun, Arizona, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Okay hothands - you caught me - I used to do that - I don't now!!!
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| August 27, 2006, 18:25 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: Re: While having sex I will not __________
QUOTE (40something @ August 27, 2006, 18:25)Okay hothands - you caught me - I used to do that - I don't now!!!
Thats ok,,,I do it all the time 
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| August 27, 2006, 18:38 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Sing a Song
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| August 27, 2006, 20:44 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Ask if her religion doesn't allow her to wash her southern region with soap & water
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| August 27, 2006, 23:47 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Talk about the kids
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| August 27, 2006, 23:56 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Bring up your mother or anything that may make you think about your mother
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| August 28, 2006, 01:00 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
think of her...
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| August 28, 2006, 01:06 |
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Man4fmf
67 / male
dayton, Ohio, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
cum in ur mouth and tell you the checks in the mail... 
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| August 28, 2006, 05:18 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
.......... Take out my teeth and lay them on the dresser. That would be a preference, I reckon 
 
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| August 28, 2006, 10:53 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Fart.
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| August 28, 2006, 11:53 |
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nykitten
54 / female
Pawling, New York, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
forget to shave my legs...... 
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| August 28, 2006, 11:55 |
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thump
64 / male
Prattville, Alabama, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Wear socks
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| August 28, 2006, 11:59 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Call her by another womans name, just to play "rodeo" and see how many seconds I can stay on 
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| August 28, 2006, 16:27 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Chew gum
Ma
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| August 28, 2006, 16:43 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Say...'Now what the hell was I doing'
M Lev...
 
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| August 28, 2006, 17:21 |
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Re: Re: While having sex I will not __________
QUOTE (Man4fmf @ August 28, 2006, 05:18) cum in ur mouth and tell you the checks in the mail...
lmao
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| August 28, 2006, 17:57 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
tell you to lick it after I stick in the hershey highway
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| August 28, 2006, 22:24 |
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funlovingpair
59 / couple
Frozen Tundra, Minnesota, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Ask you if you have started yet?????
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| August 29, 2006, 02:33 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: While having sex I will not __________
QUOTE (40something @ August 27, 2006, 13:49)close my eyes and think of someone else
Thats not what I heard 40 something. Ok, Ok I didn't really hear that, I made that part up. Sorry I just couldn't help myself
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| August 29, 2006, 08:32 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
tell you to hurry up so I can get to sleep! 
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| August 29, 2006, 15:45 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
think about whats on sale at your favorite shopping places.
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| August 29, 2006, 18:02 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
finish first 
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| August 29, 2006, 18:40 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Teaser - that was awesome!! You just made huge points with me!!
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| August 29, 2006, 22:11 |
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KINKYINTHEFALLS
56 / male
wild and wonderful, West Virginia, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
ask you to tell me when you're finished
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| August 30, 2006, 14:22 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
watch sports on tv over her shoulder
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| August 30, 2006, 14:26 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
I'm surprised none of the men said.......
Set the ashtray on her ass!!!!
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| August 30, 2006, 15:23 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
watch the hockey game...sorry, old Canadian joke... 
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| August 30, 2006, 16:05 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Thanks CK 
im usually done...B4 I start.  lol
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| August 30, 2006, 17:42 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Think about chatting with other people on Web Naughty
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| August 30, 2006, 17:45 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
allow you to "accidently" miss the first hole! 
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| August 31, 2006, 12:27 |
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Re: Re: While having sex I will not __________
QUOTE (CKTC @ August 31, 2006, 12:27)allow you to "accidently" miss the first hole!
still apply during doggy style ? LOL
i will not ask how your mother is doing.
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| August 31, 2006, 12:52 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
haha . . . NO!
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| August 31, 2006, 15:19 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
i will not blow a snot bubble on you.
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| September 10, 2006, 11:49 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: While having sex I will not __________
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 30, 2006, 15:23)I'm surprised none of the men said.......
Set the ashtray on her ass!!!!
Now who the hell wants to lick some old ashes
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| September 10, 2006, 12:02 |
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Re: Re: While having sex I will not __________
QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 10, 2006, 11:49)i will not blow a snot bubble on you.
Who would do such a thing? If that ever happened, I'd make them lick it!
LOL
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| September 10, 2006, 12:24 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: Re: Re: While having sex I will not __________
QUOTE (bikerchick69 @ September 10, 2006, 12:24) QUOTE (boredcountryboy @ September 10, 2006, 11:49)i will not blow a snot bubble on you.
Who would do such a thing? If that ever happened, I'd make them lick it!
LOL
That is pushing the limits of what a person can deal with, isn';t it
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| September 10, 2006, 12:26 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
LOL.
ummm.... sure?
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| September 10, 2006, 12:27 |
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GG317
60 / male
Bowl of Granola, Massachusetts, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Stop... 
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| September 10, 2006, 13:11 |
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Re: Re: While having sex I will not __________
QUOTE (MoonHowler @ August 30, 2006, 15:23)I'm surprised none of the men said.......
Set the ashtray on her ass!!!!
If it were you and I Moon there would be no room on your Butt for an ash tray, my hands would have every inch covered squeesin that baby! 
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| September 10, 2006, 13:25 |
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vassavo
54 / male
cibolo, Texas, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
spill my drink!
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| May 3, 2007, 18:06 |
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darkmark666
52 / male
millville, New Jersey, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Get caught by my wife HAHAHAHAHA!!! 
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| May 3, 2007, 19:02 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Ask if any trucks are in there.
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| May 3, 2007, 20:23 |
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NRG4U
63 / male
Beaver City, Nebraska, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
ask if the mail man was just here.
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| May 3, 2007, 21:38 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Will not fast forward the video to the "happy ending"!
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| May 4, 2007, 07:00 |
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Liberalwife
47 / female
north, England, UK
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Will not tell him that his brother is bigger and better!!
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| May 4, 2007, 07:14 |
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REALshedevil
66 / female
Richmond, Missouri, US
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Answer the phone 
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| May 4, 2007, 07:48 |
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Will not fart - eeks
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| May 4, 2007, 08:04 |
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Re: Re: While having sex I will not __________
QUOTE (REALshedevil @ May 4, 2007, 07:48)Answer the phone
Hey REAL, I gotta have you tell my wife how you discipline yourself not to answer your phone during your "special time"! It really doesn't slow me up, but it seems a tad disrespectful to me. Don't 'cha think?
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| May 4, 2007, 08:05 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
Turn on the TV to hear the sports highlights.
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| May 4, 2007, 08:32 |
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User no longer registered.
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Re: While having sex I will not __________
check the WN forums...one shouldn't laugh that much while having sex!!!
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| May 4, 2007, 13:05 |
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