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rearender
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Phoenix, Arizona, US
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The "Three Kick System"
One fall day seemed so nice and overcast the Lawyer upon stepping outside decide it was a perfect duck hunting day so he went back inside and changed clothes and grabbed his shotgun and drove out into the countryside
Soon he came upon a farm with a little stock dam on it and there sat a great big mallard duck. So he quietly got out of the car but the duck flew anyway and the Lawyer aimed his gun and fired and the duck fell in the adjacent field,
He was just about to cross the fence when an old farmer rolled up om his tractor and yelled at him "Hey where the hell you think you're goin?"
the Lawyer said I'm gonna retrieve the duck I just shot." To which the farmer says "Hell you are thats my field
THe Lawyer amgrily berates the farmer with "If you dont let me get that duck I will sue you for every thing you own"
The farmer says "Well sonny we have our own system for handling small civil suits out here its called the "three kick system" I get to kick you three times and then you get to kick me three times and so on and so on till one of us gives up
The Lawyer sized up the old farmer and decided he could kick the hell out of this old man so he said OK Done deal.
The old farmer crawled down from his tractor and walked up and kicked the Lawyer right in the balls with his steel toed work boots and the Lawyer crumpled to the ground Then he kicked him in the stomache causing the Lawyer to spew his morning breakfast all over And the third kick he placed squarely on the Lawyer's ass sending him face first into a very fresh cowpie
The Lawyer mustered all his strength to rise from the ground and wiping the cow shit from his face said "OK old man now it's my turn"
To which the farmer calmly replied "No! thats OK You wing! Go ahead and go get your duck !"
 
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| December 14, 2007, 19:34 |
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Re: The "Three Kick System"
Almost too clever! 
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| December 14, 2007, 19:47 |
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