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Duty free
An old couple in Cuba was puzzled when the coffin of their dead
relative arrived from the USA. The corpse was so tightly
squeezed inside the coffin that her face was practically
touching the glass cover. When they opened the coffin, they
found a letter pinned to her chest, which read:
Dearest Mami y Papi,
I am sending you Tia Juana's remains for the funeral there in
the Havana Cemetery. Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses
were too high. You will find inside the coffin, under Tia's
body, 12 cans of Bumble Bee Tuna, 12 bottles of Paul Mitchell
Shampoo 12 bottles Paul Mitchell Conditioner, 12 Vaseline
Intensive Care Skin Lotion, 12 Colgate Toothpaste and 12 cans
of Spam. Just divide it among the family. On Tia's feet is a
brand-new pair of Reeboks (size 8) for Joseito. There are four
pairs of Reeboks under her head for Antonio's sons. Tia is
wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Roberto and the
rest are for his sons. Tia is also wearing one dozen Wonder
Bras (my favorite), just divide it among the ladies. The 2
dozen Victoria's Secret panties that she is wearing should be
distributed among my nieces and cousins.
Tia is also wearing eight Docker pants, please get one for
yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you
asked for is on Tia Juana's left wrist and she is also wearing
what you asked for Mami (earrings, ring and necklace) just
please get them before anyone arrives to view the body. Also,
the six pairs of Chanel stockings that she is wearing must be
divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope the colors are
to their liking.
Your loving daughter,
Carmencita
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| December 14, 2007, 16:30 |
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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Re: Duty free
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| December 14, 2007, 16:41 |
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