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pookhabear
76 / male
port st lucie, Florida, US
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Why parents drink
To my friends with Children: Why parents drink
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> The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees who had not missed a
> day of work ever, phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one
> of the main computers, he called the employee's home and was greeted with a
> child's whisper. " Hello ? "
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> "Is your daddy home?" he asked.
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> " Yes ," whispered the small voice.
> May I talk with him?"
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> The child whispered, " No ."
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> Surprised and wanting to talk with an a dult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy
> there?" " Yes ."
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> "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, " No ."
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> Hoping there was somebody wi th whom he could leave a message, the boss
> asked, "Is anybody else there?"
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> " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ".
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> Wondering what a cop wou ld be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
> "May I speak with the policeman?"
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> " No, he's busy ", whispered the child.
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> "Busy doing what?"
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> " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the F ireman ," came the whispered answer.
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> Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the
> earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
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> " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice.
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> "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
> Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a
> helicopter ."
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> Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they
> searching for?"
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> Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME ."
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| December 13, 2007, 18:52 |
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Re: Why parents drink
Brilliant! What a clever little so-and-so!!
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| December 13, 2007, 19:40 |
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